Red Mosquito

Dawn of the Suarez

Time for Liverpool to ditch Suarez. He's a liability and he pisses me off.

He also almost singlehandedly took them from mid table purgatory to champions league and a near league title.

Guys, bammer is just trolling. He pulled this exact same bullshit four years ago.

What kind of grown man bites people on a semi regular basis?!

Besides tyson

Bob Loblaw wrote:Guys, bammer is just trolling. He pulled this exact same bullshit four years ago.

i thought i was the only one who was thinking this...

Bob Loblaw wrote:

Fuck Mexico

Oh it's true. Good memory.

I will never understand it.


"Yay, we tied!"


"Who won the game?"
"Nobody, it was a tie."
"Oh that's cute, was it your 3rd grade team? Whose turn was it to bring orange slices?"
"No actually it's world class international professional soccer. Half the time nobody actually wins the game."
" "

Letting group play sort itself out with a crapshoot like penalty kicks surely would ensure the top two most deserving teams would advance!! Why has this not been set in place already?!?!

numbers wrote:I just saw the Suarez play for the first time, it's kind of funny the way the bite is his go-to move in the box.

I see what you did there.

How about a 30 minute overtime. Sudden death. Offsides not called as a penalty.

That may cut down on ties and wouldn't be as much of a crapshoot as PK's.

Sudden death would increase draws

Bammer wrote:How about a 30 minute overtime. Sudden death. Offsides not called as a penalty.

That may cut down on ties and wouldn't be as much of a crapshoot as PK's.

Yeah I don't understand why offsides is needed in soccer. If the def doesn't want to play back and defend, that's their problem.

Can someone explain how offsides helps here?

Ok fine. Make it even simpler.

No more offsides penalties.

Fuck You Jobu wrote:

Bammer wrote:How about a 30 minute overtime. Sudden death. Offsides not called as a penalty.

That may cut down on ties and wouldn't be as much of a crapshoot as PK's.

Yeah I don't understand why offsides is needed in soccer. If the def doesn't want to play back and defend, that's their problem.

Can someone explain how offsides helps here?

Without offsides you'd have players just waiting in the box for long passes and it would make the game stereotypical and boring.

They actually tried it in MLS one year and it was a debacle.

numbers wrote:They actually tried it in MLS one year and it was a debacle.

If they allowed biting this wouldn't be an issue.

Messi