Talk about your day thread

[bart]

Man, I woke up this morning sore as fuck! Bark off my elbow and the biggest corky I've ever had on my thigh. It must have been where I landed on my keys in my pocket.

Not gonna do that sort of dumb shit again in a hurry.

At least you didn't break a wrist. Our xtreme sports rimmers have been in the wars lately.

Cast is off and I’m back at it, no lasting effects besides major muscle loss and a high likelihood of crippling arthritis!

[Jorge]

"Try falling off another horse so we can have sex while we're strangers." 10 minutes later realized I'd sent it to my landlord

Amazing. Can we get an update?

I said it was meant for someone else. He completely ignored it and kept arguing about floor tiles

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Oh well, no sex for you tonight.

[Ello Sailor]

"Try falling off another horse so we can have sex while we're strangers." 10 minutes later realized I'd sent it to my landlord

Amazing. Can we get an update?

I said it was meant for someone else. He completely ignored it and kept arguing about floor tiles

[bodysnatcher]

Woke up, chugged some coffee, met up with my buddy for college football at 11am, got buzzed, made a random tee time played 9 holes and shot even, out at a brewery getting drunk and watching more football, it’s 10:30pm and haven’t eaten today.

[spike]

legendary

[Higgs]

Woke up, chugged some coffee, met up with my buddy for college football at 11am, got buzzed, made a random tee time played 9 holes and shot even, out at a brewery getting drunk and watching more football, it’s 10:30pm and haven’t eaten today.

Nice day - I would plan for a lazy Sunday.

You shoot even to par or to your handicap?

[Bammer]

Man, I woke up this morning sore as fuck! Bark off my elbow and the biggest corky I've ever had on my thigh. It must have been where I landed on my keys in my pocket.

Not gonna do that sort of dumb shit again in a hurry.

At least you didn't break a wrist. Our xtreme sports rimmers have been in the wars lately.

Rimmers is a term we all need to start using more.

[bodysnatcher]

Woke up, chugged some coffee, met up with my buddy for college football at 11am, got buzzed, made a random tee time played 9 holes and shot even, out at a brewery getting drunk and watching more football, it’s 10:30pm and haven’t eaten today.

Nice day - I would plan for a lazy Sunday.

You shoot even to par or to your handicap?

To par

[Higgs]

Woke up, chugged some coffee, met up with my buddy for college football at 11am, got buzzed, made a random tee time played 9 holes and shot even, out at a brewery getting drunk and watching more football, it’s 10:30pm and haven’t eaten today.

Nice day - I would plan for a lazy Sunday.

You shoot even to par or to your handicap?

To par

Nice. Golf is hard.

[bart]

Unexpectedly got a really good, extended view of Starlink tonight when I was out walking my dog. Just stood there and gawked at it until my dog got fed up with me.

[BurtReynolds]

Dealing with some Zoomer incompetence lately and I don't think these kids are gonna make it.

[bart]

Nobody makes it in the end

[Ello Sailor]

Not even F*t M*ke?

[Jorge]

Hah I used to cover that song with my high school punk band

[Peeps]

had a four day stretch of bogey pooping outside in the morning. had.

[doug rr]

friends are gone..wife left for Portland..just me and the dogs..no car for 2 days..have plenty of food and alcohol..TV and naps

[spike]

friends are gone..wife left for Portland..just me and the dogs..no car for 2 days..have plenty of food and alcohol..TV and naps

I would kill for this. Kid’s been getting up in the night to climb into our bed, then is up at 5 meaning I’m up at 5.

Wife is home for a couple more nights before traveling again, but she’s fighting a bug, so I don’t see a sleep in happening this weekend for me.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[doug rr]

friends are gone..wife left for Portland..just me and the dogs..no car for 2 days..have plenty of food and alcohol..TV and naps

I would kill for this. Kid’s been getting up in the night to climb into our bed, then is up at 5 meaning I’m up at 5.

Wife is home for a couple more nights before traveling again, but she’s fighting a bug, so I don’t see a sleep in happening this weekend for me.

I'm definitely going to try to take advantage of it..our 15 year dog has been waking us up lately around 1-2 am to go outside..last night I let him out at 130 after he jumped off the bed..he's deaf and half blind..I sometimes forget that this is a smart house that we are in so I was on the camera in just my boxers in the front yard waiting for him to piss..