Red Mosquito

wease wrote:

dad wrote:

wease wrote:

dad wrote:

wease wrote:

dad wrote:i have facebook, but don't use it much. i also have messenger, but use it when i'm trying to buy or sell something on marketplace, which is rare too.

today, i opened messenger, and saw a notification for a message request - someone trying to message me. i opened it and the person messaging me asked if i used to live in a specific town when i was younger, and asked to confirm my mom's name.

i then did a double-take on the pic and it is the girl who was my babysitter when i was a little kid. she lived in the same neighborhood. the last i remember seeing her was when i was a teen. it was at a swimming pool, and she was wearing a one-piece swimsuit, and her pubic hair was showing on both sides.

Did you ask for more current pics?

you think that'll help erase the image that's seared into my brain?

Uh, you were a teenager that got to see your former babysitter’s bush. Don’t treat this as a negative.

Of course my former babysitters would sunbathe topless…

I can assure you it was not something I wanted to see.

Was she some sort of troll?

Bammer wrote:Gash

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote:Gash

This is a perfect example of someone not really grasping how top tier pinning works

wease wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote:Gash

This is a perfect example of someone not really grasping how top tier pinning works

You ARE the pinning master

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote:Gash

This is a perfect example of someone not really grasping how top tier pinning works

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote:Gash

This is a perfect example of someone not really grasping how top tier pinning works

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

wease wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote:Gash

This is a perfect example of someone not really grasping how top tier pinning works

You ARE the pinning master

is that some sort of sexual act?

spike wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote:Gash

This is a perfect example of someone not really grasping how top tier pinning works

Yeah the pronunciation has to work too. Like, Gash Kiss would be better.

spike wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Bammer wrote:Gash

This is a perfect example of someone not really grasping how top tier pinning works

Yeah the pronunciation has to work too. Like, Gash Kiss would be better.

doug rr wrote:did you try your diners club card?

96583UP wrote:i think at one point Discover was the only card Costco would accept

Spoiler: show

until it doesn't.

doug rr wrote:did you try your diners club card?

Chris_H_2 wrote:

doug rr wrote:did you try your diners club card?

that was always my dad joke with a waiter/waitress (do you take diner's club?). until i realized 90% had no idea what i was referring to. plus it drove my kids nuts.