Red Mosquito

Just pretend I posted the Drax gif after each of these, so I don't have to really do it

Me trying to figure out this world:

Are eggs actually that easy to roll?

MissYouAllDay wrote:Are eggs actually that easy to roll?

Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

bune wrote:Me trying to figure out this world:

I love this bill murray delivery so much.

McParadigm wrote:

That's a shocking headline. No wait that's a headline everyone should have saw coming two years ago.

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

Because humor is a sign of humanity.

Humor, huh.
Not sure on the humanity part.

All your base are belong to us?

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

More importantly, if that's how she thinks Jeopardy! works, I don't think she's ever watched Jeopardy!

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_rolling

McParadigm wrote:All your base are belong to us?

we have no chance to survive

This is classic trump. Start with a big, base pleasing gesture and then negotiate towards the center.

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meatwad wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_rolling

So what you're saying is that it's not even that easy

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

meatwad wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_rolling

So what you're saying is that it's not even that easy

No idea man, I've got more important things to do than roll hard-boiled eggs around like some medieval kid who had no fucking toys to play with.

meatwad wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

meatwad wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_rolling

So what you're saying is that it's not even that easy

No idea man, I've got more important things to do than roll hard-boiled eggs around like some medieval kid who had no fucking toys to play with.

I go egg rolling about three times a year and I can tell you it's not easy. Not at all.

egg rolling sure is thick and heavy