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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 5:28 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Strat wrote:Are there spoilers in those reviews?
mild spoilers in the Empire review

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 5:30 pm
by Strat
Can't do it. Clicked on one from a MPLS music magazine and saw a few words (without context) that scared me.

The collider one also has a couple plot points.

OUT.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 5:51 pm
by dimejinky99
Spoiler: show
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/12/12/star-wars-the-last-jedi-review-the-star-wars-film-that-finally-lives-up-to

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 5:54 pm
by Strat
What is the spoiler about and why did you read it?

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 6:02 pm
by bune
why are you spoilering the actual links?

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 6:15 pm
by Strat
nothing spoiler about this other than soe excitement to come. Its the last paragraph of a non spoiler review I just read from the Minneapolis paper. Spoilering it for others.
Spoiler: show
What makes Episode VIII outstanding is that since “A New Hope” and “The Empire Strikes Back,” no other movies in the Star Wars universe have hypnotized audiences with such unexpected surprises and didn’t-see-that-coming plot twists. It delivers developments like pieces of a puzzle that seem at first unrelated and later join together seamlessly. Never before has something that seems like a random makeup mistake turned into a key plot point. Johnson’s layered storytelling is a profusion of Jedi mind tricks, with as many crafty con games snaring unsuspecting viewers as the characters on-screen.

As Luke tells Rey, “This is not going to go the way you think!” It goes much better than that.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 6:27 pm
by dimejinky99
spoiler them cos headlines often and already are giving away stuff and making really bold claims.

Can’t fuckin win. Post without spoilers I get shit. Ask for spoiler tags I get shit.
Make up your minds rm

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 6:28 pm
by dimejinky99
This means nothing at all I don’t think cos it’s a bullshit method to judge any art
Spoiler: show
97% on RT. Highest of any Star Wars.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 6:43 pm
by Monkey_Driven
dimejinky99 wrote:This means nothing at all I don’t think cos it’s a bullshit method to judge any art
Spoiler: show
97% on RT. Highest of any Star Wars.
93 now. I am excited to see this film.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 6:51 pm
by bune
dimejinky99 wrote:spoiler them cos headlines often and already are giving away stuff and making really bold claims.

Can’t fuckin win. Post without spoilers I get shit. Ask for spoiler tags I get shit.
Make up your minds rm
OK, that makes sense: the headline of the article is sometimes in the URL. Gotcha.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 6:53 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
MAJOR spoilers are out there now. I'm staying away from anything SW related on the internet for a few days.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 6:55 pm
by dimejinky99
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Just saw one word that’s spoiled it. Avoid variety. Completely.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 7:19 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Just don't read stuff about it team.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 7:36 pm
by stip
I read a handful of reviews to scratch an itch, and now I'm staying away. If I'm honest I kind of regret reading the ones I did, for plot spoilers. Just broad outlines, so no twists or anything like that, but I'm out.

12:45 AM Thursday Night (Thursday into Friday). Almost there...

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 7:47 pm
by dimejinky99
I’ll be watching it this time tomorrow. Can’t even believe that. How to cut off the internet for a day

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 7:51 pm
by Monkey_Driven
dimejinky99 wrote:I’ll be watching it this time tomorrow. Can’t even believe that. How to cut off the internet for a day
Except for RM, right?

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 7:53 pm
by dimejinky99
Insert brokeback mountain gif here.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 7:57 pm
by VinylGuy
SO CLOSE. TRY NOT TO DIE.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 8:25 pm
by bune
dimejinky99 wrote:Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Just saw one word that’s spoiled it. Avoid variety. Completely.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Posted: Tue December 12, 2017 8:43 pm
by Strat
Somebody hold me