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Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 11:51 pm
by bart
Oh god amazing photoshop potential

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 11:53 pm
by knee tunes
FORE comes to mind

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Tue March 28, 2023 1:53 am
by Ello Sailor
Beautiful asshole, Jer.

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Tue March 28, 2023 10:54 am
by Peeps
thank you ello :)

no one better photoshop the gator out of the picture

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 10:29 am
by Higgs
Image

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 11:02 am
by Peeps
:shock:

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 1:42 pm
by spike
Where’s Peeps? My god he’s been ate!

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 1:53 pm
by Peeps
given to snack

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 2:21 pm
by spike
Swallowed Whole

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 2:34 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Barack Around the Croc

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 2:56 pm
by Peeps
Little elderly croc behind the hill on a small golf course

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 5:55 pm
by Bammer
Spike kicked this run off pretty well but peeps ruined it so badly. So bad.

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 6:08 pm
by Peeps
Bammer wrote:Spike kicked this run off pretty well but peeps ruined it so badly. So bad.
my sole purpose on this board is just to annoy you. hell i might even start posting more just to ensure i do

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 10:17 pm
by knee tunes
Crocduster

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 10:54 pm
by Jorge
Image

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 10:58 pm
by The Argonaut
Jorge wrote:Image
put that gator in there, too

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 11:01 pm
by spike
The Argonaut wrote:
Jorge wrote:Image
put that gator in there, too
Shocked there aren’t any Crocs already.

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 11:04 pm
by epilogue
Jorge wrote:Image
Post of the year

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 11:09 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: RM Photo Album - The First One to Ever Exist Ever

Posted: Wed March 29, 2023 11:10 pm
by spike
epilogue wrote:
Jorge wrote:Image
Post of the year
We need trag leaning in around Peeps’ giant head. Then we’re there.