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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 7:04 pm
by tree_
How much does flatulence weigh, PSI?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 7:05 pm
by Coach
Step 1. Hold in gas and step on scale. Measure and record. Step off.
Step 2. Release gas. Step on scale, measure, record.
Interesting.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 7:08 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
bodysnatcher wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:What is holding in a fart?
You can’t?
Why would I deprive anyone the pleasure?
Do you wfh
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 7:09 pm
by bodysnatcher
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:What is holding in a fart?
You can’t?
Why would I deprive anyone the pleasure?
Do you wfh
Yes but I still grip it and rip it in public. I need to make SOME sort of contribution to humanity.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 7:11 pm
by bodysnatcher
Any one else enjoy unleashing a fart as you leave an elevator?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 7:12 pm
by tree_
I wonder how long a toot retains its odour when trapped in an air tight container...
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 7:13 pm
by JuanHamm
bodysnatcher wrote:Any one else enjoy unleashing a fart as you leave an elevator?
Is there a more perfect time to fart?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 7:14 pm
by JuanHamm
tree_ wrote:I wonder how long a toot retains its odour when trapped in an air tight container...
One of my brother's friends farted in a jar and left it in his locker for a while (at least weeks, maybe longer). I wasn't there when it was opened, but I was told it was horrible.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 7:17 pm
by tree_
JuanHamm wrote:tree_ wrote:I wonder how long a toot retains its odour when trapped in an air tight container...
One of my brother's friends farted in a jar and left it in his locker for a while (at least weeks, maybe longer). I wasn't there when it was opened, but I was told it was horrible.
So the pungency builds upon itself at an exponential rate... interesting
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 7:24 pm
by bodysnatcher
Maybe I’m just not running with the right crowds, but you don’t really hear about stink bombs anymore these days
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 8:36 pm
by tree_
uh-oh.. i think i ate too much leftover asparagus and steak.. brb
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 8:45 pm
by tree_
not too bad.. just a little runny with tiny little chunks, what appeared to be minced garlic.. toilet paper wasn't tough enough though.. i really shoudl bring wet wipes
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 8:53 pm
by spike
a few weeks ago, i had some partially undigested baby spinach leaves in my stool. has anyone else had this happen?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 8:56 pm
by JuanHamm
spike wrote:a few weeks ago, i had some partially undigested baby spinach leaves in my stool. has anyone else had this happen?
Never. Maybe you're eating more spinach than your body is capable of processing.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 8:59 pm
by bodysnatcher
spike wrote:a few weeks ago, i had some partially undigested baby spinach leaves in my stool. has anyone else had this happen?
Yes, one of the best poops in my entire life
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 10:11 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:spike wrote:a few weeks ago, i had some partially undigested baby spinach leaves in my stool. has anyone else had this happen?
Yes, one of the best poops in my entire life
Usually any time I eat greens.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 10:43 pm
by Ello Sailor
Poop talk is funny, but I don't think I can get on board with the whole soft serve thing. Disgoostang!
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 10:44 pm
by bodysnatcher
Ello Sailor wrote:Poop talk is funny, but I don't think I can get on board with the whole soft serve thing. Disgoostang!
River soot?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 13, 2023 11:40 pm
by Ello Sailor
In a perfect world, all craps would be donkey craps.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue March 14, 2023 12:27 am
by spike
Ello Sailor wrote:Poop talk is funny, but I don't think I can get on board with the whole soft serve thing. Disgoostang!
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