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Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 1:25 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
The Argonaut wrote:Sounds like it could just be a butt dial. Innocent mistake, maybe a good excuse to reconnect
By embarrassing them

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 1:26 am
by 96583UP
or maybe just scream at them angrily?

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 1:27 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I bet it’s Beef.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 1:31 am
by 96583UP
only one way to find out (sniff their office chair)

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 1:36 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
How often do you guys wash your bedsheets?

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 2:31 am
by The Argonaut
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How often do you guys wash your bedsheets?
Every seven to eight days. Probably not enough, I'm gross I guess

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 2:36 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
The Argonaut wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How often do you guys wash your bedsheets?
Every seven to eight days. Probably not enough, I'm gross I guess
I am more grosser.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 2:52 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 2:53 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
tragabigzanda wrote:if it were me, i'd assume either butt dial, or a rambling drunken/stoned message along the lines of "we should catch up blah blah blah anyway blah blah blah"
Or a black rap.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 3:02 am
by Ello Sailor
:lol:

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 3:25 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Sun October 09, 2022 10:51 pm
by Bammer
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:if it were me, i'd assume either butt dial, or a rambling drunken/stoned message along the lines of "we should catch up blah blah blah anyway blah blah blah"
Or a black rap.
Don’t you mean Black?

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Mon October 10, 2022 1:55 am
by spike
Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:if it were me, i'd assume either butt dial, or a rambling drunken/stoned message along the lines of "we should catch up blah blah blah anyway blah blah blah"
Or a black rap.
Don’t you mean Black?
lenny’s an established lowercaser

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Mon October 10, 2022 2:56 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Mon October 10, 2022 3:32 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
tragabigzanda wrote:Also a racist
wtf

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu October 13, 2022 3:27 pm
by doug rr
is your gas tank on the driver or passenger side?

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu October 13, 2022 3:30 pm
by dad
doug rr wrote:is your gas tank on the driver or passenger side?
driver.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu October 13, 2022 3:38 pm
by tree_
my gas tank is on top my hood

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu October 13, 2022 3:44 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Driver. Makes it easier to shake my car while pumping.

Re: Ask RM

Posted: Thu October 13, 2022 3:56 pm
by doug rr
mine is passenger side