The Running Thread

[verb_to_trust]

Really grinded out there today. I hired a young girl who was captain of her college track team. She was busting my balls about running today and I got a little triggered. I'm fucking old and sore....

oh god you're a manager now?

I got promoted in June

but to a manager? Covid has really done a number on us

how far did you go today?

he’s a people person, len

as a HR professional i would love to have a conversation with the person who promoted him

Nobody cares what HR thinks about promotions bro.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Really grinded out there today. I hired a young girl who was captain of her college track team. She was busting my balls about running today and I got a little triggered. I'm fucking old and sore....

oh god you're a manager now?

I got promoted in June

but to a manager? Covid has really done a number on us

how far did you go today?

he’s a people person, len

as a HR professional i would love to have a conversation with the person who promoted him

Nobody cares what HR thinks about promotions bro.

sometimes we have to overrule...sometimes

i'd just like to know their thought process on this one

[verb_to_trust]

Really grinded out there today. I hired a young girl who was captain of her college track team. She was busting my balls about running today and I got a little triggered. I'm fucking old and sore....

oh god you're a manager now?

I got promoted in June

but to a manager? Covid has really done a number on us

how far did you go today?

he’s a people person, len

as a HR professional i would love to have a conversation with the person who promoted him

Nobody cares what HR thinks about promotions bro.

sometimes we have to overrule...sometimes

i'd just like to know their thought process on this one

Things are going great. No need to worry.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Really grinded out there today. I hired a young girl who was captain of her college track team. She was busting my balls about running today and I got a little triggered. I'm fucking old and sore....

oh god you're a manager now?

I got promoted in June

but to a manager? Covid has really done a number on us

how far did you go today?

he’s a people person, len

as a HR professional i would love to have a conversation with the person who promoted him

Nobody cares what HR thinks about promotions bro.

sometimes we have to overrule...sometimes

i'd just like to know their thought process on this one

Things are going great. No need to worry.

i'm more worried about this new girl you hired and your propensity to harass

[spike]

Think about it. An overweight middle aged guy is hanging out in the running thread just to take shots at me. Call it love.

two subsequent posts around this. your heart's a flutter.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i’m just messing with you, verb…i respect you

[dad]

for his managerial prowess, right?

[verb_to_trust]

Think about it. An overweight middle aged guy is hanging out in the running thread just to take shots at me. Call it love.

two subsequent posts around this. your heart's a flutter.

My point stands. If you ran to your front door you'd probably have a massive heart attack. Yet, here you are, in the running thread posting about me.

[verb_to_trust]

for his managerial prowess, right?

I bet your mile pace sucks too, while we're at it

[dad]

for his managerial prowess, right?

I bet your mile pace sucks too, while we're at it

I’m sure it’s awful. Teach me to run, Fontaine.

[spike]

Think about it. An overweight middle aged guy is hanging out in the running thread just to take shots at me. Call it love.

two subsequent posts around this. your heart's a flutter.

My point stands. If you ran to your front door you'd probably have a massive heart attack. Yet, here you are, in the running thread posting about me.

the thought of you managing people is too delicious to ignore

[verb_to_trust]

for his managerial prowess, right?

I bet your mile pace sucks too, while we're at it

I’m sure it’s awful. Teach me to run, Fontaine.

No thanks

[verb_to_trust]

Think about it. An overweight middle aged guy is hanging out in the running thread just to take shots at me. Call it love.

two subsequent posts around this. your heart's a flutter.

My point stands. If you ran to your front door you'd probably have a massive heart attack. Yet, here you are, in the running thread posting about me.

the thought of you managing people is too delicious to ignore

I know your entire life is is built upon the foundation of this pearl jam message board but some of us have real personalities in the real world.

[spike]

Think about it. An overweight middle aged guy is hanging out in the running thread just to take shots at me. Call it love.

two subsequent posts around this. your heart's a flutter.

My point stands. If you ran to your front door you'd probably have a massive heart attack. Yet, here you are, in the running thread posting about me.

the thought of you managing people is too delicious to ignore

I know your entire life is is built upon the foundation of this pearl jam message board but some of us have real personalities in the real world.

relieved to hear this isn't your real personality

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i really could use running advice from you, verb

[dad]

i really could use running advice from you, verb

just believe in yourself. get out there and run.

you’re a gazelle.

[verb_to_trust]

I'm an excruciatingly average runner. I can't offer any of you anything. I'm sorry.

[verb_to_trust]

Think about it. An overweight middle aged guy is hanging out in the running thread just to take shots at me. Call it love.

two subsequent posts around this. your heart's a flutter.

My point stands. If you ran to your front door you'd probably have a massive heart attack. Yet, here you are, in the running thread posting about me.

the thought of you managing people is too delicious to ignore

I know your entire life is is built upon the foundation of this pearl jam message board but some of us have real personalities in the real world.

relieved to hear this isn't your real personality

I don't give a fuck

[spike]

excruciatingly average

turns out you are management material

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm an excruciatingly average runner. I can't offer any of you anything. I'm sorry.

what do you think makes you average?

i just do 5k so i’m sure you can provide some level of guidance