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Oh, you’re into Canadian micro indies too? I thought I was the only one
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Yeah actually, Monkey Warfare was the very first movie I watched at the Buenos Aires Independent Film Festival in 2006 so it's a pretty significant movie for me. I shook Reginald Harkema's hand and it was so sweaty.

But yeah, Tu Dors Nicole, Vic and Flo Saw a Bear, The Suburbanators, stuff like Les Demons... lots of my favorite dirt-cheap indies are from Canada for some reason
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VinylGuy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Anyone going to watch “Crimes of the Future”? Apparently people are walking out at Cannes due to it’s content
this is so weird...so they look at the trailer, the poster, the ¨directed by david cronenberg ¨ part, they read the news about David saying¨ ey, this is going to be divisive ¨ but they still go to see it and walk away
Only the press screening had people walk out, the premiere audience had none and garnered a standing ovation.
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oasisfan35 wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Anyone going to watch “Crimes of the Future”? Apparently people are walking out at Cannes due to it’s content
this is so weird...so they look at the trailer, the poster, the ¨directed by david cronenberg ¨ part, they read the news about David saying¨ ey, this is going to be divisive ¨ but they still go to see it and walk away
Only the press screening had people walk out, the premiere audience had none and garnered a standing ovation.
oh critics! that makes sense
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Far be it from me to defend journalists (enemy of the people) but there is probably no shame in walking out of a Cronenberg movie.
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do your job, watch the fucking thing
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VinylGuy wrote:do your job, watch the fucking thing
but it's icky!
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One of the scenes that caused some to walk out was apparently when one of the characters was orgasming while licking an open wound.

I hope it wasn't Viggo.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:One of the scenes that caused some to walk out was apparently when one of the characters was orgasming while licking an open wound.

I hope it wasn't Viggo.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:One of the scenes that caused some to walk out was apparently when one of the characters was orgasming while licking an open wound.

I hope it wasn't Viggo.
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tree_ wrote:Oh, you’re into Canadian micro indies too? I thought I was the only one
Anyone into Canadian micro penises?
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$85 per theater average
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How does Jared Leto keep getting work?
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He’s so handsome
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I like to make fun of Jared Leto as much as the next guy, but there are times when he can be great. I thought he was fantastic in WeCrashed.
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Looks like Morbin' time is cancelled.
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Morbin' time died the moment Jared Leto acknowledged Morbin' time
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Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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Also, I didn’t know there had been so many Scream movies
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