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Re: Election 2020
Posted: Wed October 02, 2019 3:28 pm
by McParadigm
Yeah I’d believe that Bernie’s rotting corpse would return from the grave to break rank and run as a third party candidate out of supernatural spite before I’d believe that he’d be honest with himself and throw in the towel.
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Wed October 02, 2019 3:29 pm
by Mickey
You can't be serious.
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Wed October 02, 2019 3:30 pm
by Mickey
I fully believe Bernie would run as a spoiler candidate, something he passed up doing in 2016 but would definitely do this time!
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Wed October 02, 2019 3:33 pm
by McParadigm
No, what I’m saying is that I believe him to be more capable of returning from the grave than of knowing when his ship has sailed.
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Wed October 02, 2019 3:56 pm
by epilogue
McParadigm wrote:No, what I’m saying is that I believe him to be more capable of returning from the grave than of knowing when his ship has sailed.
I think this is right.
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Wed October 02, 2019 4:11 pm
by Simple Torture
McParadigm wrote:No, what I’m saying is that I believe him to be more capable of returning from the grave than of knowing when his ship has sailed.
It's too bad LV won't be here for Zombie Bernie Sanders literally eating the rich like he always wanted.
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Wed October 02, 2019 4:13 pm
by McParadigm
I’m gonna feel like a real dick if Sanders passes away and doesn’t return in time for Iowa
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Wed October 02, 2019 4:22 pm
by epilogue
McParadigm wrote:I’m gonna feel like a real dick if Sanders passes away and doesn’t return in time for Iowa
AL
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Wed October 02, 2019 4:40 pm
by Mickey
durdencommatyler wrote:McParadigm wrote:No, what I’m saying is that I believe him to be more capable of returning from the grave than of knowing when his ship has sailed.
I think this is right.
Based on what, exactly? Pure supposition?
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Wed October 02, 2019 4:42 pm
by epilogue
Mickey wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:McParadigm wrote:No, what I’m saying is that I believe him to be more capable of returning from the grave than of knowing when his ship has sailed.
I think this is right.
Based on what, exactly? Pure supposition?
I've seen nothing from Bernie Sanders that leads me to believe he is incapable of coming back from the dead.
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Wed October 02, 2019 4:42 pm
by Mickey
durdencommatyler wrote:Mickey wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:McParadigm wrote:No, what I’m saying is that I believe him to be more capable of returning from the grave than of knowing when his ship has sailed.
I think this is right.
Based on what, exactly? Pure supposition?
I've seen nothing from Bernie Sanders that leads me to believe he is incapable of coming back from the dead.
The power of pure communism, indeed.
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Thu October 03, 2019 1:50 pm
by Rob
Bernie may or may not be a bit too old for this job, but having two stents put in is not that big a deal. I'm sure we all know people half his age who have had this done. He is technically better off today than he was a couple days ago.
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Thu October 03, 2019 5:26 pm
by wease
Rob wrote:Bernie may or may not be a bit too old for this job, but having two stents put in is not that big a deal. I'm sure we all know people half his age who have had this done. He is technically better off today than he was a couple days ago.
PHATJ
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Thu October 03, 2019 8:23 pm
by bune
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Thu October 03, 2019 8:39 pm
by McParadigm
Thank you for your assistance, Jacob Wohl
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Thu October 03, 2019 8:56 pm
by BurtReynolds
McParadigm wrote:Thank you for your assistance, Jacob Wohl
that's literally what he's there for.
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Thu October 03, 2019 8:57 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Thu October 03, 2019 9:42 pm
by McParadigm
BurtReynolds wrote:McParadigm wrote:Thank you for your assistance, Jacob Wohl
that's literally what he's there for.
Please tell me there are Jacob Wohl Truthers.
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Fri October 04, 2019 5:02 pm
by McParadigm
Remember when Biden was the best nominee because he alone could bridge the political divide?
Re: Election 2020
Posted: Fri October 04, 2019 9:56 pm
by McParadigm
Joe Biden: (reads the room) I got this