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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:38 pm
by Rob
macphisto wrote:I haven’t been confronted yet about not wearing a mask, but I’m really looking forward to it.

Karen: “Excuse me, sir, where’s your mask?!”

Me: “Would it make you feel better if I put on a mask?”

Karen: “Yes!”

Me: “Too bad I don’t give a fuck about your feelings!” *mic drop*
Aren't you the (male version of) Karen in this scenario?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:38 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
verb_to_trust wrote:Really? How was there not a Biff Has Rona thread?
He mentioned it in his diary thread

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:41 pm
by verb_to_trust
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Really? How was there not a Biff Has Rona thread?
He mentioned it in his diary thread
Biff loves his social life. Was he symptomatic?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:43 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
verb_to_trust wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Really? How was there not a Biff Has Rona thread?
He mentioned it in his diary thread
Biff loves his social life. Was he symptomatic?
Yeah he wasn't feeling well for a few days and had a fever

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:45 pm
by macphisto
spike wrote:Got any covid parties on the social calendar, macphisto?
I'm not actively trying to get it, but I'm not willing to drastically alter my lifestyle long-term over something that amounts to a slightly-more-deadly version of the flu.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:47 pm
by Biff Pocoroba
verb_to_trust wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Really? How was there not a Biff Has Rona thread?
He mentioned it in his diary thread
Biff loves his social life. Was he symptomatic?
Yes; I was mildly sick with flu like symptoms for 4 days. A low fever peaking at 100.8 and a sporadic cough. Dull headache with zero energy, I slept mostly. July 4 was my first day symptom free. I got tested on the 6th at a drive up place and then again on the 9th, which was the earliest I could get an appointment. I got the second test results back with a couple days, that one was negative. It took eight days to get the earlier results from the test date; it came back DETECTED. By then I was over it.
I'm fine now and past the time the CDC recommends self isolation.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:48 pm
by macphisto
Rob wrote:
macphisto wrote:I haven’t been confronted yet about not wearing a mask, but I’m really looking forward to it.

Karen: “Excuse me, sir, where’s your mask?!”

Me: “Would it make you feel better if I put on a mask?”

Karen: “Yes!”

Me: “Too bad I don’t give a fuck about your feelings!” *mic drop*
Aren't you the (male version of) Karen in this scenario?
No, I mind my own business and just want to be left alone. Accosting strangers is never a good idea.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:50 pm
by epilogue
macphisto wrote: Accosting strangers is never a good idea.
All the more reason to wear a mask :)

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:50 pm
by epilogue
macphisto wrote:
spike wrote:Got any covid parties on the social calendar, macphisto?
I'm not actively trying to get it, but I'm not willing to drastically alter my lifestyle long-term over something that amounts to a slightly-more-deadly version of the flu.
"drastically"

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:52 pm
by Orpheus
Glad you're ok, Biff!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:54 pm
by Norah
durdencommatyler wrote:
macphisto wrote:
spike wrote:Got any covid parties on the social calendar, macphisto?
I'm not actively trying to get it, but I'm not willing to drastically alter my lifestyle long-term over something that amounts to a slightly-more-deadly version of the flu.
"drastically"
He's only hurting people's feelings by not wearing a mask, so we should respect his choice. That's it, just feelings, nothing else.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 8:59 pm
by macphisto
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Hey macphisto, not trying to make any point here, genuinely curious. If this disease were more deadly, say 25% death rate, would you be willing to wear a mask? Even if the evidence is what it is with COVID now, where some news says they don't work. I'm trying to understand if there is a line for some people or if it is genuinely about being told what to do and nothing more?
Sure, that would be cheap insurance against a significantly more deadly threat. I was on board with flattening the curve to allow hospitals to ramp up ICU capacity. I stayed home as much as possible and wore a mask in public months ago, before it was mandated anywhere...in fact, the CDC was saying it wasn't necessary. I still put on a mask where required by law or store policy and don't make a scene.

Where they started to lose me was when "flatten the curve" morphed into "cancel everything forever until there's a vaccine" and the virus became politicized. Kids need to be back in school, people need to be at work, and life needs to go on. I'm not going to live in fear.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 9:00 pm
by Strat
macphisto wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Hey macphisto, not trying to make any point here, genuinely curious. If this disease were more deadly, say 25% death rate, would you be willing to wear a mask? Even if the evidence is what it is with COVID now, where some news says they don't work. I'm trying to understand if there is a line for some people or if it is genuinely about being told what to do and nothing more?
Sure, that would be cheap insurance against a significantly more deadly threat. I was on board with flattening the curve to allow hospitals to ramp up ICU capacity. I stayed home as much as possible and wore a mask in public months ago, before it was mandated anywhere...in fact, the CDC was saying it wasn't necessary. I still put on a mask where required by law or store policy and don't make a scene.

Where they started to lose me was when "flatten the curve" morphed into "cancel everything forever until there's a vaccine" and the virus became politicized. Kids need to be back in school, people need to be at work, and life needs to go on. I'm not going to live in fear.
So now you just wont wear a mask because fuck you?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 9:00 pm
by Norah
Ah yes, the Texas and California method of doing things.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 9:01 pm
by verb_to_trust
Biff Pocoroba wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Really? How was there not a Biff Has Rona thread?
He mentioned it in his diary thread
Biff loves his social life. Was he symptomatic?
Yes; I was mildly sick with flu like symptoms for 4 days. A low fever peaking at 100.8 and a sporadic cough. Dull headache with zero energy, I slept mostly. July 4 was my first day symptom free. I got tested on the 6th at a drive up place and then again on the 9th, which was the earliest I could get an appointment. I got the second test results back with a couple days, that one was negative. It took eight days to get the earlier results from the test date; it came back DETECTED. By then I was over it.
I'm fine now and past the time the CDC recommends self isolation.
Glad you're okay

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 9:02 pm
by doug rr
verb_to_trust wrote:
Biff Pocoroba wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Really? How was there not a Biff Has Rona thread?
He mentioned it in his diary thread
Biff loves his social life. Was he symptomatic?
Yes; I was mildly sick with flu like symptoms for 4 days. A low fever peaking at 100.8 and a sporadic cough. Dull headache with zero energy, I slept mostly. July 4 was my first day symptom free. I got tested on the 6th at a drive up place and then again on the 9th, which was the earliest I could get an appointment. I got the second test results back with a couple days, that one was negative. It took eight days to get the earlier results from the test date; it came back DETECTED. By then I was over it.
I'm fine now and past the time the CDC recommends self isolation.
Glad you're okay
you could still buy him dinner and see where it goes

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 9:03 pm
by Strat
Strat wrote:
macphisto wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Hey macphisto, not trying to make any point here, genuinely curious. If this disease were more deadly, say 25% death rate, would you be willing to wear a mask? Even if the evidence is what it is with COVID now, where some news says they don't work. I'm trying to understand if there is a line for some people or if it is genuinely about being told what to do and nothing more?
Sure, that would be cheap insurance against a significantly more deadly threat. I was on board with flattening the curve to allow hospitals to ramp up ICU capacity. I stayed home as much as possible and wore a mask in public months ago, before it was mandated anywhere...in fact, the CDC was saying it wasn't necessary. I still put on a mask where required by law or store policy and don't make a scene.

Where they started to lose me was when "flatten the curve" morphed into "cancel everything forever until there's a vaccine" and the virus became politicized. Kids need to be back in school, people need to be at work, and life needs to go on. I'm not going to live in fear.
So now you just wont wear a mask because fuck you?
I misread/skipped over one of your comments.

Thank you for wearing a mask where you should.

Carry on

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 9:04 pm
by verb_to_trust
IL cracked 40k tests run in the last 24 hours. Lot of 1k plus positive days lately. We're rolling back soon I bet.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 9:11 pm
by macphisto
durdencommatyler wrote:
macphisto wrote: Accosting strangers is never a good idea.
All the more reason to wear a mask :)
Are you saying I should wear a mask to avoid confrontation, and that any resulting confrontation would be my fault?

Or is not wearing a mask an act of violence in and of itself?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Thu July 16, 2020 9:14 pm
by macphisto
durdencommatyler wrote:
macphisto wrote:
spike wrote:Got any covid parties on the social calendar, macphisto?
I'm not actively trying to get it, but I'm not willing to drastically alter my lifestyle long-term over something that amounts to a slightly-more-deadly version of the flu.
"drastically"
It's about more than masks. People out of work, businesses permanently closed, trips cancelled, concerts cancelled, schools closed, and social isolation becoming the new normal.