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Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Sun December 30, 2018 5:02 am
by Simple Torture
durdencommatyler wrote:Simple Torture wrote:
Double date.
IN
You bring the popcorn, we'll supply the whiskey.
We watched the first two episodes of Season 1 tonight if you want to keep up.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Sun December 30, 2018 3:12 pm
by Simple Torture
Simple Torture wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Simple Torture wrote:
Double date.
IN
You bring the popcorn, we'll supply the whiskey.
We watched the first two episodes of Season 1 tonight if you want to keep up.
[Cersei and Jaime are on screen for the first time]
Mrs. Torture: "Oh, they're fucking."
[The Starks find the direwolves]
Mrs. Torture: "Are the dogs going to die? Don't spoil anything....but do the dogs die? How many dogs die?"
[Any time Cersei literally says anything]
Mrs. Torture: "SHADE."
[Ilyrio makes a joke about Dothrakis always being late]
Mrs. Torture: "They're not going to be POC, are they? This isn't some 'CP Time' joke, is it?"
[The Dothraki come on screen for the first time]
Mrs. Torture: "Jesus Christ. Do any non-white people watch this show?"
[Sansa says anything]
Mrs. Torture: "She is the absolute worst."
The biggest surprise of all is that she liked it. She's a very perceptive reader and is already sniffing around Jon's parentage 2 episodes in.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Sun December 30, 2018 3:44 pm
by Strat
I really really need to convince my girl to watch with me. I'd love to watch from the beginning and we are in the need for a new show.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Sun December 30, 2018 5:16 pm
by epilogue
Simple Torture wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Simple Torture wrote:
Double date.
IN
You bring the popcorn, we'll supply the whiskey.
We watched the first two episodes of Season 1 tonight if you want to keep up.
So did we!

Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Sun December 30, 2018 5:18 pm
by epilogue
Simple Torture wrote:The biggest surprise of all is that she liked it. She's a very perceptive reader and is already sniffing around Jon's parentage 2 episodes in.
I'd already read the first three books when S1 aired, so my POV on this is skewed. But I remember thinking, "man they're being heavy handed as fuck with this stuff from the jump" the first time I watched the show.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Sun December 30, 2018 5:40 pm
by Anders
I knew the parents from reading the books (2008), and even stronger from then reading all about the book theories online. But some people I know didn’t get it until after HBO showed it. I think people often take what they hear from characters as fact, and don’t take into consideration that the character may be lying. Perhaps even more typical in science fiction and fantasy, than in other fiction.
If Mrs. Torture figures it out, I’d say well done.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 5:30 pm
by Simple Torture
We are already through the first 9 episodes of Season 1. My wife's reaction to Ned's death was muted---she didn't have much of a reaction to the death itself, that is, but she was extremely disappointed that he sold himself out in his last moments. She's still enjoying it immensely. I think she's Team Renly. More to come.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 5:42 pm
by Norah
Simple Torture wrote:I think she's Team Renly.
I don't know if this an indictment of your wife or D&D but either way it's an awful opinion to have.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 5:43 pm
by epilogue
We finished S1 last night. So glad I'm rewatching this. There's so much information packed in.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 5:49 pm
by Simple Torture
cutuphalfdead wrote:Simple Torture wrote:I think she's Team Renly.
I don't know if this an indictment of your wife or D&D but either way it's an awful opinion to have.
I'm still not 100% sure on it, but it would be an odd opinion to have, considering how upset she was with Ned's self-sellout.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 5:50 pm
by epilogue
Renly's a terribly underdeveloped character in the show. It doesn't help that the actor playing him isn't bringing a lot to the table.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 7:05 pm
by dimejinky99
Davos is my favourite character in the series
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 7:08 pm
by epilogue
Davos is a great character. But not in my top five. Probably not in my top 10.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 7:26 pm
by dimejinky99
I want Gendry to come back. Hot stuff.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 7:27 pm
by epilogue
dimejinky99 wrote:I want Gendry to come back. Hot stuff.

Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 7:28 pm
by dimejinky99
Well..a hug would be a start for sure
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 8:42 pm
by Norah
Simple Torture wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:Simple Torture wrote:I think she's Team Renly.
I don't know if this an indictment of your wife or D&D but either way it's an awful opinion to have.
I'm still not 100% sure on it, but it would be an odd opinion to have, considering how upset she was with Ned's self-sellout.
Renly is a fucking terrorist and I will die on this hill.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 8:52 pm
by Anders
Of all the people in Westeros, Stannis is the last one I would have fought for.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 8:55 pm
by Norah
wtf
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Wed January 02, 2019 9:04 pm
by Simple Torture
<<chud readies a pyre for Anders, Mecca supplies the gasoline>>