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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:08 am
by Peeps
Birds in Hell wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Can assuies and euros just start their own thread?
Why?
Probably so one of us Americans don’t infect you

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:12 am
by Mickey
verb_to_trust wrote:
Mickey wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
Mickey wrote:There should be a flash betting pool for when we hit 1000 deaths/day again. Inching closer...
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According to Worldometers we hit 1002 yesterday, now that numbers are updated.
At least one state dumped in old deaths. You'll have to fellate yourself tomorrow
Don't wait, self-fellate.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:14 am
by verb_to_trust
Birds in Hell wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Can assuies and euros just start their own thread?
Why?
You know why

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:15 am
by LetMeSleep
Birds in Hell wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Can assuies and euros just start their own thread?
Why?
So we don’t have to deal with insufferable dicks.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:16 am
by verb_to_trust
Self important Aussie elitists should go circle jerk somewhere else.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:18 am
by LetMeSleep
Keep on contributing to this discussion. Your input is so valuable.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:23 am
by Simple Torture
COAID-16

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:27 am
by verb_to_trust
My contributions are equally as valuable as yours or anyone elses here, which is to say they are worthless

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:29 am
by Rangi Guy
We have one new case today - caught at the border. Think it's been 80 days or something since someone out of managed isolation has had this thing

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:29 am
by verb_to_trust
Take it to the new zealand thread buddy

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:32 am
by Peeps
Rangi Guy wrote:We have one new case today - caught at the border. Think it's been 80 days or something since someone out of managed isolation has had this thing

Adopt me?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:33 am
by Rangi Guy
Peeps wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:We have one new case today - caught at the border. Think it's been 80 days or something since someone out of managed isolation has had this thing

Adopt me?
Sure thing.........son!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:40 am
by LetMeSleep
Rangi Guy wrote:We have one new case today - caught at the border. Think it's been 80 days or something since someone out of managed isolation has had this thing
Unless you have an impotent govt, 100,00 deaths and millions of cases you should just shut the fuck up, RG.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:41 am
by Peeps
Sweet...later suckas.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:42 am
by verb_to_trust
LetMeSleep wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:We have one new case today - caught at the border. Think it's been 80 days or something since someone out of managed isolation has had this thing
Unless you have an impotent govt, 100,00 deaths and millions of cases you should just shut the fuck up, RG.
Both of you should shut the fuck up

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:47 am
by Jorge
macphisto wrote:I haven’t been confronted yet about not wearing a mask, but I’m really looking forward to it.

Karen: “Excuse me, sir, where’s your mask?!”

Me: “Would it make you feel better if I put on a mask?”

Karen: “Yes!”

Me: “Too bad I don’t give a fuck about your feelings!” *mic drop*
Truly one of the most embarrassing posts I've ever read here, somehow bringing Boomer energy and edgelord energy to perfect synthesis

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:49 am
by Peeps
Jorge wrote:
macphisto wrote:I haven’t been confronted yet about not wearing a mask, but I’m really looking forward to it.

Karen: “Excuse me, sir, where’s your mask?!”

Me: “Would it make you feel better if I put on a mask?”

Karen: “Yes!”

Me: “Too bad I don’t give a fuck about your feelings!” *mic drop*
Truly one of the most embarrassing posts I've ever read here, somehow bringing Boomer energy and edgelord energy to perfect synthesis
It’s not boomer energy, it’s asshole energy. Completely different

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:49 am
by macphisto
:finger:

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:49 am
by Mickey
Means a lot knowing you read my posts when I was like 15.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri July 17, 2020 1:53 am
by BurtReynolds
*mic drop*