Anybody want a Corona?

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Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
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I don't think I'd even bother getting tested at this point.
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nasopharyngeal i think

the swab they used was thin, went pretty deep but not as deep as i feared

it stung for a second and my eyes watered and then it was over
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Yeah, that thin one goes back pretty far.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:nasopharyngeal i think

the swab they used was thin, went pretty deep but not as deep as i feared

it stung for a second and my eyes watered and then it was over
i had the same experience...i was expecting worse
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wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
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B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
that was from your lobotomy
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verb_to_trust wrote:I don't think I'd even bother getting tested at this point.

My wife got water in her ear and got an ear infection. When she was at the doctor they insisted she get a corona test and then said we'll get you the results in 7-10 days. Very helpful.
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B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.
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wease wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.
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And my swab runs deep, so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep.
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Biff recently had the Rona.

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bada wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:I don't think I'd even bother getting tested at this point.

My wife got water in her ear and got an ear infection. When she was at the doctor they insisted she get a corona test and then said we'll get you the results in 7-10 days. Very helpful.
i got swimmer's ear 2 weeks ago and just rode it out

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wease wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.

Health departments do things that aren't COVID, and they types of COVID tests have no impact on my work.
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B wrote:
wease wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.

Health departments do things that aren't COVID, and they types of COVID tests have no impact on my work.
Do you put together the free bags of condoms B?
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verb_to_trust wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.

Health departments do things that aren't COVID, and they types of COVID tests have no impact on my work.
Do you put together the free bags of condoms B?
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B wrote:
wease wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.

Health departments do things that aren't COVID, and they types of COVID tests have no impact on my work.
Maybe not, but you should at least know the difference between what nasal and nasopharyngeal mean.
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Another new case here today. Some dude traveling back from Mexico
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