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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat July 18, 2020 7:27 pm
by wease
Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat July 18, 2020 7:29 pm
by verb_to_trust
I don't think I'd even bother getting tested at this point.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat July 18, 2020 7:33 pm
by Norah
nasopharyngeal i think

the swab they used was thin, went pretty deep but not as deep as i feared

it stung for a second and my eyes watered and then it was over

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat July 18, 2020 7:37 pm
by wease
Yeah, that thin one goes back pretty far.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat July 18, 2020 7:40 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
cutuphalfdead wrote:nasopharyngeal i think

the swab they used was thin, went pretty deep but not as deep as i feared

it stung for a second and my eyes watered and then it was over
i had the same experience...i was expecting worse

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat July 18, 2020 8:49 pm
by B
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat July 18, 2020 8:51 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
that was from your lobotomy

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat July 18, 2020 9:09 pm
by bada
verb_to_trust wrote:I don't think I'd even bother getting tested at this point.

My wife got water in her ear and got an ear infection. When she was at the doctor they insisted she get a corona test and then said we'll get you the results in 7-10 days. Very helpful.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat July 18, 2020 10:26 pm
by wease
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat July 18, 2020 10:51 pm
by spike
wease wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.
B’s been mailing in all facets of his life for years.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun July 19, 2020 12:54 am
by macphisto
And my swab runs deep, so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun July 19, 2020 1:14 am
by McParadigm
Conservatives are getting better at comedy, and liberals are terrified.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun July 19, 2020 4:03 am
by knee tunes
Biff recently had the Rona.

Read all about it in biffs diary thread

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun July 19, 2020 4:56 am
by 96583UP
bada wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:I don't think I'd even bother getting tested at this point.

My wife got water in her ear and got an ear infection. When she was at the doctor they insisted she get a corona test and then said we'll get you the results in 7-10 days. Very helpful.
i got swimmer's ear 2 weeks ago and just rode it out

hopefully i dont go deafer

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun July 19, 2020 4:38 pm
by B
wease wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.

Health departments do things that aren't COVID, and they types of COVID tests have no impact on my work.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun July 19, 2020 4:50 pm
by verb_to_trust
B wrote:
wease wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.

Health departments do things that aren't COVID, and they types of COVID tests have no impact on my work.
Do you put together the free bags of condoms B?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun July 19, 2020 5:40 pm
by B
verb_to_trust wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.

Health departments do things that aren't COVID, and they types of COVID tests have no impact on my work.
Do you put together the free bags of condoms B?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun July 19, 2020 8:51 pm
by wease
B wrote:
wease wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?
Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?
I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.

Health departments do things that aren't COVID, and they types of COVID tests have no impact on my work.
Maybe not, but you should at least know the difference between what nasal and nasopharyngeal mean.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun July 19, 2020 8:53 pm
by Self
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon July 20, 2020 1:36 am
by Rangi Guy
Another new case here today. Some dude traveling back from Mexico