Anybody want a Corona?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Apparently the UK has secured the first few batches of that anyway. We won't see it until Europe is immune.

That's not true. Aztrazeneca or whatever is involved. They are already producing this thing. I realize none of this stuff gets headlines because it's not scary but it's pretty disappointing nobody seems to have a clue.

No, Britain secured 100 million doses of the Astra-Zeneca vaccine. And 90 million from another big pharma

[verb_to_trust]

Apparently the UK has secured the first few batches of that anyway. We won't see it until Europe is immune.

That's not true. Aztrazeneca or whatever is involved. They are already producing this thing. I realize none of this stuff gets headlines because it's not scary but it's pretty disappointing nobody seems to have a clue.

No, Britain secured 100 million doses of the Astra-Zeneca vaccine. And 90 million from another big pharma

Just fucking Google it you dumbass

[E.H. Ruddock]

Apparently the UK has secured the first few batches of that anyway. We won't see it until Europe is immune.

That's not true. Aztrazeneca or whatever is involved. They are already producing this thing. I realize none of this stuff gets headlines because it's not scary but it's pretty disappointing nobody seems to have a clue.

No, Britain secured 100 million doses of the Astra-Zeneca vaccine. And 90 million from another big pharma

Just fucking Google it you dumbass

How is that more fun than this?

[McParadigm]

The good news is that a quarter of all Americans will refuse vaccination, so we won’t need quite as many doses as you might think.

[Rob]

We all want to be hopeful. But to have an approved, ready to go vaccine with enough manufactured doses AND distributed to enough people to matter before 2021 doesn't seem like anything but wishful thinking.

[Simple Torture]

Let's try to guess which RMers are nodding as they read this:

[B]

The good news is that a quarter of all Americans will refuse vaccination, so we won’t need quite as many doses as you might think.

I'll be honest. I'm not taking any vaccine that the Europeans don't take.

[verb_to_trust]

We all want to be hopeful. But to have an approved, ready to go vaccine with enough manufactured doses AND distributed to enough people to matter before 2021 doesn't seem like anything but wishful thinking.

Distribution is one thing but again, they have already been manufacturing this thing. Why is that so hard to understand?

[Jammer XCI]

This page doesn't have a .gif of alcohol at the top, bullshit.

[verb_to_trust]

The good news is that a quarter of all Americans will refuse vaccination, so we won’t need quite as many doses as you might think.

I'll be honest. I'm not taking any vaccine that the Europeans don't take.

I'll take the jab straight up my dick if necessary and the euros aren't morons like we are.

[Strat]

like the bible under the planks.

[The Town]

The New York Times has a pretty cool Coronavirus Vaccine Tracker and Coronavirus Drug and Treatment Tracker

[Strat]

when can i see pearl jam

[doug rr]

when can i see pearl jam

2022, Pearl Jam will play The Fountains of Bellagio. its a daily show in Las Vegas. The show is every 30 minutes from 3pm to 8pm Monday through Friday and every 15 minutes from 8 pm to midnight. On Weekends and Holidays the shows start at noon every 30 minutes and change to every 15 minutes from 8pm to midnight.

[Strat]

when can i see pearl jam

2022, Pearl Jam will play The Fountains of Bellagio. its a daily show in Las Vegas. The show is every 30 minutes from 3pm to 8pm Monday through Friday and every 15 minutes from 8 pm to midnight. On Weekends and Holidays the shows start at noon every 30 minutes and change to every 15 minutes from 8pm to midnight.

better buy a vegas condo then

[Rob]

We all want to be hopeful. But to have an approved, ready to go vaccine with enough manufactured doses AND distributed to enough people to matter before 2021 doesn't seem like anything but wishful thinking.

Distribution is one thing but again, they have already been manufacturing this thing. Why is that so hard to understand?

That's why I capitalized AND. Also, what I see around Google is a goal of "millions of doses per month." That's pretty vague. Is it 10 million per month? That'd take us past 2021 to get to everyone. Is it 50M? That's a lot, but still would take us into 2021. We've made fast progress for sure, but getting America properly vaccinated is going to be the hardest challenge of all. Why anyone would think this is the part that might go smoothly is beyond me.

[verb_to_trust]

The New York Times has a pretty cool Coronavirus Vaccine Tracker and Coronavirus Drug and Treatment Tracker

Needs more SURGING and SPIKES

[Bi_3]

Let's try to guess which RMers are nodding as they read this:

B, apparently

[wease]

Did you guys get the nasal swab or the nasopharyngeal swab?

Which of those involves a nurse scraping the back of my skull?

I thought you worked at the health department for Christ’s sake.

Health departments do things that aren't COVID, and they types of COVID tests have no impact on my work.

Maybe not, but you should at least know the difference between what nasal and nasopharyngeal mean.

Surprisingly, that has not yet come up in 15 years of auditing the proper storage and handling of refrigerated biologicals.

WTF kinda outfit are you working for?

[Self]

Verb's heel turn from doom and gloom to the vaccine will save us in a few months is something to see.