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Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 1:41 pm
by Bammer
tragabigzanda wrote:Bammer wrote:JFC trag get help
Bro I specifically thought you’d enjoy this story
I would not eat the pizza just for fear of being accused of being afraid of men who prefer sex with one another rather than sex with women
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 1:43 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 1:43 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 1:44 pm
by Higgs
No Gay
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 1:45 pm
by tommy
Somebody get trag a bottle of Tums
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 1:48 pm
by dad
someone check on bammer. i think he might be having a stroke.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 1:54 pm
by Bammer
Higgs wrote:No Gay
Do it again but this time incorporate pizza
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 2:11 pm
by The Argonaut
spike wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:The next day I’m recounting mein kampf with my wife
Can we get confirmation this was a typo? Or is this just a way that trag refers to his struggles? If the latter, it's a risky move, trag
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 2:24 pm
by Jorge
It was a cheeky way to say he was recounting his struggle
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 2:36 pm
by Jorge
Maybe a little ill advised considering the current climate of rising antisemitism but harmless in the grand scheme of things
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 3:09 pm
by spike
Jorge wrote:Maybe a little ill advised considering the current climate of rising antisemitism but harmless in the grand scheme of things
Not to mention the Nazis sent thousands of homosexual men to concentration camps.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 3:25 pm
by The Argonaut
It's a risky move, trag
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 3:48 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 3:54 pm
by Chris_H_2
in defense of trag, if i was giving away food and someone refused it, my immediate thought would be that it's because of my sexuality.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 4:04 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
trag you could have just politely said "no thanks" and then just kiss one of them. That way they would know you aren't a homophobe.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 4:07 pm
by dad
E.H. Ruddock wrote:trag you could have just politely said "no thanks" and then just kiss one of them. That way they would know you aren't a homophobe.
yeah, a gentle peck would've gone a long way.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 4:10 pm
by Strat
This is the best Trag story ever. Holy shit.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 4:23 pm
by Jorge
Strat wrote:This is the best Trag story ever. Holy shit.
I think the telling of the story is better than the story itself. The unnecessary detail, the random Hitler reference, the completely superfluous mention of the gay slur that has no bearing on the story. It's great
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 4:29 pm
by Strat
Jorge wrote:Strat wrote:This is the best Trag story ever. Holy shit.
I think the telling of the story is better than the story itself. The unnecessary detail, the random Hitler reference, the completely superfluous mention of the gay slur that has no bearing on the story. It's great
Oh, absolutely. The delivery was phenomenal.
He should have more bad nights sleep. It's maybe when he's at his best.
Re: Talk about your day thread
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 4:33 pm
by pepperwhiteMFC
What is it about pizza that causes the heartburn? Sauce? I think it’s the sauce.