The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[VinylGuy]

also, that new super mario trailer was depressing.

[JuanHamm]

So quirky!

[VinylGuy]

but also sensible

[scrub12]

Aaron Taylor Johnson rumored to have done a secret screen test that impressed to be the next James Bond.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[BurtReynolds]

who the fuck is 'at?

[BurtReynolds]

Oh the kid from Home Improvement. Yeah let's do that.

[tree_]

Oh the kid from Home Improvement. Yeah let's do that.

no the guy on the outdoor toilet from nocturnal animals

[JuanHamm]

I've apparently seen him in a few movies, but I don't remember him

[BurtReynolds]

I could see him as James Bond, sure.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[JuanHamm]

I don't care if he's too old, I want Idris Elba as Bond, damnit

[BurtReynolds]

Aaron Taylor Johnson rumored to have done a secret screen test that impressed to be the next James Bond.

I'd be way into this

lol nevermind, I read this as Anya Taylor-Joy and thought they were going with her. I have no idea who Aaron is. Don't care!

lol he's the cool kid from Home Improvement.

[VinylGuy]

Aaron Taylor Johnson rumored to have done a secret screen test that impressed to be the next James Bond.

he is too trashy for the character.

[epilogue]

I don't care if he's too old, I want Idris Elba as Bond, damnit

This is the only acceptable choice.

[BurtReynolds]

Elba is 50. That ship sailed. We need someone young, like the kid from Home Improvement. He can grow into the role.

[tree_]

i choose jesse eisenberg

[bada]

I like Aaron Taylor Johnson because he reminds me of one of my favorite character actors from 60s/70s Nigel Green but he's no Bond. Would be all in on Elba but yeah he's too old.

[epilogue]

buncha fucking ageists up in here!

[BurtReynolds]

normally this type of thing is lame and hard to do right, but this looks like it might be funny.