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Early Impressions

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Will you say that when they release the 30th year anniversary of the Off Ramp Show on vinyl next year?
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Anders wrote:Will you say that when they release the 30th year anniversary of the Off Ramp Show on vinyl next year?
That would be surprising, and kind of like me releasing my first grade spelling homework.
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Anders wrote:Will you say that when they release the 30th year anniversary of the Off Ramp Show on vinyl next year?
Im over them because they do such things
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Anders wrote:Will you say that when they release the 30th year anniversary of the Off Ramp Show on vinyl next year?
That would be better than any album they are currently capable of making. Bring it on.
Think I’m going to try being kind to everyone a chance.
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guys, it takes a lot of time to write 2 and a half minute pop-rock songs. calm your tits.
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bodysnatcher wrote:guys, it takes a lot of time to write 2 and a half minute pop-rock songs. calm your tits.
mind your manners
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darth_vedder wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:guys, it takes a lot of time to write 2 and a half minute pop-rock songs. calm your tits.
mind your manners
my patience tried
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i don’t even know how to make fun of this band anymore. all themes have been throughly explored:

lazy pearl jam
rich pearl jam
merch jam
dominant Ed pearl jam
BOB pearl jam
prada store pearl jam
backspacer pearl jam
spritzy punk pearl jam
mimicking whoever we just listened to pearl jam
perpetual anniversary of things pearl jam
re-release pearl jam
too many covers pearl jam

and the list goes on

i need them to release something new so that i can have new things to make fun of
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Yeah this is fkn lame
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96583UP wrote: mimicking whoever we just listened to pearl jam
Oh, oh, oh, oh. I’ve got a band that keeps me waiting.

Stone’s a lonely boy.

Let the records not play...
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96583UP wrote:i don’t even know how to make fun of this band anymore. all themes have been throughly explored:

lazy pearl jam
rich pearl jam
merch jam
dominant Ed pearl jam
BOB pearl jam
prada store pearl jam
backspacer pearl jam
spritzy punk pearl jam
mimicking whoever we just listened to pearl jam
perpetual anniversary of things pearl jam
re-release pearl jam
too many covers pearl jam

and the list goes on

i need them to release something new so that i can have new things to make fun of
most of that list can just be summed up under PRAMG PJ
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the only thing left is to turn on eachother and FEAST
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let the games begin
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I suggest a boycott of all of Pearl Jam's philanthropic work with 501(c)(3) organizations until we get an album. Half serious.
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Never really supported them anyway in any monetary sort of way
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bodysnatcher wrote:Never really supported them anyway in any monetary sort of way
I went to a Wishlist meetup once, does that count? It was in Seattle and it was insufferable
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Never really supported them anyway in any monetary sort of way
I went to a Wishlist meetup once, does that count? It was in Seattle and it was insufferable
I can only imagine...
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numbers wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Never really supported them anyway in any monetary sort of way
I went to a Wishlist meetup once, does that count? It was in Seattle and it was insufferable
I can only imagine...
It was a combination of "how much ass can I kiss" and "I'm a bigger Pearl Jam fan than you"
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
numbers wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Never really supported them anyway in any monetary sort of way
I went to a Wishlist meetup once, does that count? It was in Seattle and it was insufferable
I can only imagine...
It was a combination of "how much ass can I kiss" and "I'm a bigger Pearl Jam fan than you"
been to a couple. just brutal
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Oof, god no.

Although, I bet the people watching is amazing.
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