Red Mosquito

Better than yesterday. Tired though.

spike wrote:The sensual aspect

A Bidet Story, starring Aubrey Plaza and Ryan Reynolds

I like Aubrey Plaza, but if Ryan Reynolds is in it then I'm not going to see it

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Better than yesterday. Tired though.

What's your sleep schedule like?

Ryan Reynolds and Aubrey Plaza had been friends for years, but they'd always kept things platonic between them. That all changed one fateful day when they both found themselves using the bidet in Ryan's luxurious bathroom.

As the warm water cascaded over their nether regions, they couldn't help but feel a sudden surge of pleasure. It was as if the bidet was awakening something primal within them, something they'd never felt before.

They locked eyes and without a word, they both knew what the other was thinking. They stood up and embraced, their bodies slick with water and desire. They kissed passionately as the bidet continued to work its magic on them, sending wave after wave of pleasure coursing through their bodies.

They tore at each other's clothes, desperate to feel each other's skin against their own. They tumbled onto the bathroom floor, their bodies entwined as they explored each other with a newfound sense of urgency and intensity.

As they reached the peak of their pleasure, they were both filled with a sense of awe and wonder at the sensual power of the bidet. They knew they could never go back to a world where they didn't have this magical device in their lives.

And so, Ryan and Aubrey continued to explore the sensual aspect of bidets, their passion and desire growing with each passing day. They knew they had found something truly special, something that had brought them closer than they ever thought possible.

JuanHamm wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Better than yesterday. Tired though.

What's your sleep schedule like?

The problem lately is too many naps, I think. But my schedule got screwed up a bit over the weekend with my middle of the night trip return.

Generally I’m anywhere from 10:00- midnight, and waking up 6:00-7:00.

I’m going to talk to my doctor about my fatigue issues at my next physical.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Better than yesterday. Tired though.

Get the fuck out of here. This is Tommy's day, you little b*tch.

Ello Sailor wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Better than yesterday. Tired though.

Get the fuck out of here. This is Tommy's day, you little b*tch.

Nah

Shouldn’t it give him hope that tomorrow can be a new day

I already know about the passage of time, Lenny

That has more than one meaning, Juan

You can call me Mr Hamm

I’m good.

Headache. Lonely.

Sinus are fucking me up again.

Bad chemicals

Weak. Empty.

Pfft. You're strong as hell. And if you ever hang out with NumbersUP, you could also be full!