Election 2020

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Donald Trump (R)
59
44%
Joe Biden (D)
55
41%
Jacob Hornberger (L)
1
1%
Howie Hawkins (G)
1
1%
Other
1
1%
COVID-19
16
12%
 
Total votes: 133

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simple schoolboy wrote:If Biden wins, will he restore the ancient right of Primae Maybellinus? The right as executive to get the first sniff of a maidens hair?
This is just a really terrible attempt at a joke.

Do better.

Be better.
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Bammer wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:If Biden wins, will he restore the ancient right of Primae Maybellinus? The right as executive to get the first sniff of a maidens hair?
This is just a really terrible attempt at a joke.

Do better.

Be better.
Yeah, why sniff a head when you can just grab em by the p*****.

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Bammer wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:If Biden wins, will he restore the ancient right of Primae Maybellinus? The right as executive to get the first sniff of a maidens hair?
This is just a really terrible attempt at a joke.

Do better.

Be better.
Its a terrible joke, sure. No idea what do better and be better are all about. He's awkward about hair. Thats what makes him Uncle Joe!

I don't know why corn pop was saved for this election cycle. Biden is amazing.
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Oh no.
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Come on, Spenno. EdVed will be here soon enough too.
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My wife would be very happy indeed if that came to pass.
Free boops today.
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Man, ... If I were coming into this election blind and didn't fact check the Town Halls from last night, I'd think Trump were the better candidate. It's as if the lies and deception invigorate him. Whereas Biden struggles a bit speaking this much uninterrupted.
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:wave:
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“A GOP politician assaulted a poll worker. It’s a real ‘both sides’ situation.”

Man am I ever not looking forward to the next few weeks.
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I signed up to be a pollworker this year, but no one has contacted me.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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I know it's easy to blame Trump for the conflict, but really, if you think about it, it's the people's fault. Bunch of rabid animals out there. No civility. Trump sure does know how to push their buttons. If they weren't such morons they wouldn't listen to or support the buffoon. We are definitely vulnerable to another Trump in the future. I ultimately blame lack of good education.
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B wrote:I signed up to be a pollworker this year, but no one has contacted me.
I told them how radicalized you've become
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verb_to_trust wrote:
B wrote:I signed up to be a pollworker this year, but no one has contacted me.
I told them how radicalized you've become
Thank you.
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This is good. This is fine.
Nearly 400,000 California Ballots Sent To People Who Moved Out Of State Or Died

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA) — Millions of California ballots have been delivered to residents across the state as early voting begins for the 2020 general election, but some have gone to people who should no longer be registered to vote in the state.

A new study from the Election Integrity Project California has found that close to 400,000 ballots have been sent to people who moved or died.

“The fear is that people who are dishonest could vote those ballots and attempt to get them counted,” said Evelyn Swenson, who works with the organization. “What kind of confidence to the people of California have in the system when they’re getting ballots from their deceased loved one 10 years ago or someone who never lived there or someone who moved 10 years ago? That hurts the confidence in the election.”

CBS2 investigative reporter David Goldstein connected with several people who said that they received ballots for people who haven’t lived at their addresses for decades.

...

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2020/10 ... te-or-died
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Don't you need to provide proof it's you, ID or whatever, when casting your mail-in vote?
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macphisto wrote:This is good. This is fine.
Nearly 400,000 California Ballots Sent To People Who Moved Out Of State Or Died

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA) — Millions of California ballots have been delivered to residents across the state as early voting begins for the 2020 general election, but some have gone to people who should no longer be registered to vote in the state.

A new study from the Election Integrity Project California has found that close to 400,000 ballots have been sent to people who moved or died.

“The fear is that people who are dishonest could vote those ballots and attempt to get them counted,” said Evelyn Swenson, who works with the organization. “What kind of confidence to the people of California have in the system when they’re getting ballots from their deceased loved one 10 years ago or someone who never lived there or someone who moved 10 years ago? That hurts the confidence in the election.”

CBS2 investigative reporter David Goldstein connected with several people who said that they received ballots for people who haven’t lived at their addresses for decades.

...

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2020/10 ... te-or-died
Just some rock-solid reporting in that article to explain where the 400,000 number came from.
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tree_ wrote:Don't you need to provide proof it's you, ID or whatever, when casting your mail-in vote?
Actually you do. You mail in both your drivers license and birth certificate with your ballot to protect from fraud. Once they've verified it's really you, they send them back. Pinky swear.
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Bi_3 wrote:
tree_ wrote:Don't you need to provide proof it's you, ID or whatever, when casting your mail-in vote?
Actually you do. You mail in both your drivers license and birth certificate with your ballot to protect from fraud. Once they've verified it's really you, they send them back. Pinky swear.
I got a fingerprint kit with mine. Even came with a wet wipe to clean the ink off my thumb afterwards.
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cool guys
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