Red Mosquito

Derrick Rose compared the Knicks to the warriors lol. God I'm going to miss that guy.

verb_to_trust wrote:Derrick Rose compared the Knicks to the warriors lol. God I'm going to miss that guy.

Both teams feature basketball players being paid to play. Both teams play on a court. Both teams wear uniforms. Seems like a fair comparison.

verb_to_trust wrote:Derrick Rose compared the Knicks to the warriors lol. God I'm going to miss that guy.

In that they are basketball teams that pay their players and play in large cities?

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Derrick Rose compared the Knicks to the warriors lol. God I'm going to miss that guy.

Both teams feature basketball players being paid to play. Both teams play on a court. Both teams wear uniforms. Seems like a fair comparison.

indeed sir. Indeed.

Draymond Greens penis is undersized. Makes total sense really.

The average penis is 5 inches long when erect. I read that somewhere.

Oh man if I had a nickel for every time I accidentally shared a picture of my penis on the internet.

Bammer wrote:Oh man if I had a nickel for every time I accidentally shared a picture of my penis on the internet.

Ditto.

I like how the USA basketball Twitter posted pics of other guys on the team joking about it. Completely inappropriate but then again one of our presidential candidates talks about his dick so...

verb_to_trust wrote:I like how the USA basketball Twitter posted pics of other guys on the team joking about it. Completely inappropriate but then again one of our presidential candidates talks about his dick so...

Dicks have definitely become ok to talk about. Thank god, I couldn't help not talking about mine.

Russ signing an extension with OKC makes KD look even weaker than he already does.

verb_to_trust wrote:Russ signing an extension with OKC makes KD look even weaker than he already does.

was my first thought too. Save to assume now that doubts about whether Russ would stay had anything to do with him leaving. Maybe he really hates Durant now.

WTF is LeBron doing on the cover of SI this week?

He should be on the cover for the next five years straight after what he accomplished.

verb_to_trust wrote:He should be on the cover for the next five years straight after what he accomplished.

verb_to_trust wrote:He should be on the cover for the next five years straight after what he accomplished.

I hope more than anything that OKC beats Golden State in the WCF next year.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I hope more than anything that OKC beats Golden State in the WCF next year.

Sigh. I know.

So what's Russ gonna average next season? 35/8/8?

If he puts up numbers the mvp narrative is going to be in his favor since he chose to stay and fight rather than be a coward. Jordan just endorsed him, said 'thirty years ago that's me'.

verb_to_trust wrote:If he puts up numbers the mvp narrative is going to be in his favor since he chose to stay and fight rather than be a coward. Jordan just endorsed him, said 'thirty years ago that's me'.

I'd say he is the front runner. He is gonna try and get a triple double every night. I can't imagine Steph getting it again and Lebron will probably try and pace himself more than ever before. I'd say it is his to lose at the moment.