Anybody want a Corona?

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But you do it a lot, not just with Spike... you threatened to rape Mickey, you threatened to rape Phatj, now Higgs... it's a move I don't see deployed very often anywhere else

Let's be fair to verb, he also threatened to shoot Josh in the face with a musket and told me he would enjoy wearing my skin like a suit. He can be more creative when he wants.

LOL

[McParadigm]

I worry that people are drastically underestimating how bad things could get if this stimulus isn’t resolved.

Please define the apocalypse should the stimulus not pass or be a week or two late.

Americans owe a record shattering $21.5 billion in mostly-newly acquired rent debt. Food banks have been feeding over 5 million families weekly *during the period when the stimulus was active.* States expect it to take a month or longer after a bill is passed for people to begin seeing stimulus checks again, and say that the down time may double if they have to rework their system for new approaches (ie the “80% of income” idea Republicans are floating). If they were to work a bill tomorrow, half of all families receiving assistance will have gone 2 months without before it’s all up and fully running again.

During that same time frame, 24 states that represent nearly 65% of all unemployment claims will cease to have moratoriums on evictions.

I dunno man but sounds like a really bad way to kick off the hottest part of the year.

[macphisto]

Can your doom boners get any harder? Worried about you guys!

[Bi_3]

I worry that people are drastically underestimating how bad things could get if this stimulus isn’t resolved.

Please define the apocalypse should the stimulus not pass or be a week or two late.

Americans owe a record shattering $21.5 billion in mostly-newly acquired rent debt. Food banks have been feeding over 5 million families weekly *during the period when the stimulus was active.* States expect it to take a month or longer after a bill is passed for people to begin seeing stimulus checks again, and say that the down time may double if they have to rework their system for new approaches (ie the “80% of income” idea Republicans are floating). If they were to work a bill tomorrow, half of all families receiving assistance will have gone 2 months without before it’s all up and fully running again.

During that same time frame, 24 states that represent nearly 65% of all unemployment claims will cease to have moratoriums on evictions.

I dunno man but sounds like a really bad way to kick off the hottest part of the year.

Do you really think there is about to millions of evictions? Are there millions of people just waiting for those apartments? Will the landlords risk the blowback from kicking people out now?

I dunno man but sounds like a really bad way run a business

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Markets remain up so some of the GOPers probably dont feel pressure right now from their constituents to pass something

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OK, MAGA - well I gots tee go now een eeet mee vegieemite befo' mum geeets angryshedoes

look man, enough of this stereotyping

obviously i don't support donald trump

and i don't want to get assaulted by your pet 'roo

so how about you just stop celebrating american deaths and pretending you're not

and i will stop making light of it

and we can call it even

and get back to the important work at hand in this thread: finding a vaccine for the coronavirus

[Rangi Guy]

Another new case here - and those doing the thing behind the scenes trying to track all contacts of someone from here who traveled to South Korea and tested positive on arrival there

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OH MY GOD

WE FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: show

[BurtReynolds]

numbers' hatred of Pete Townshend is one of my favorite things on RM.

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AND THE OXFORD VACCINE WORKS TOOO!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: show

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numbers' hatred of Pete Townshend is one of my favorite things on RM.

his 'research' skills could prove invaluable in the current crisis!