The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[Ello Sailor]

Imma start paying you rent k

I'm gonna pay for your vaginal de-sanding k sweaty

[epilogue]

Reserved seating rules. Price tiered seating sucks.

[spike]

Imma start paying you rent k

I'm gonna pay for your vaginal de-sanding k sweaty

you off your meds?

[Ello Sailor]

You forgot how to take a joke? Lake life has made you weak, fella. Now go and ask your wife if you're allowed a hobby because getting mad at people for liking The Last of Us ain't it.

[spike]

it seemed things were going so well for you!

[Ello Sailor]

Flawless victory.

[spike]

there's a lightbulb out in the kitchen, can you come by tomorrow?

[Mickey]

The real smooth-brain comment by Trag here is calling Youtube "Substack for Millennials." No one under the age of 35 has ever read a substack, substack is definitionally for Millennials.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Ello Sailor]

It’s irrelevant if you just sneak in and sit on the floor.

Are your buns really meaty enough for this nonsense?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Ello Sailor]

Okay what the hell, Trag.

[Bammer]

HBOMax is running an ad right now hyping that you’ll be able to watch Wayne’s World.

Fkn amazing what a time to be alive.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[oasisfan35]

I hope Cruise has Apatow killed

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movie ... 235329732/

Jesus, what kind of low-level shit is that?
Hope the ceremony was followed with a proper blanket party.

[Ello Sailor]

The Church of Scientology is vile but he didn't have to do Lil Cruisey like that.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Stickman]

[Stickman]

This looks fun

[Stickman]