Breakfast (and strat's talk about Puffins)

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spike wrote:i can handle about two spoonfuls of grap nuts, then i'm good.
you and my wife are similar in this way
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tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:local grocery store is still out of grape nuts
we've had some in our cupboard for about four months, you want me to ship them to you?
i have a box as well but the shortage still seems to be happening...
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tragabigzanda wrote:
spike wrote:i can handle about two spoonfuls of grap nuts, then i'm good.
you and my wife are similar in this way
they're always better in theory
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Bammer wrote:Plain pancake with butter :trag:
Typically yes, but my kid is helping me in the kitchen and she was fixated on the chocolate chips she saw in the cupboard. She started freaking out so I said fuck it.
Ugh. Allow me to explain the joke.

You described your pancake then posted two :’s with my name in the middle.

So I did the same thing. And that is what I had for breakfast today. So it all worked so nicely.

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tragabigzanda wrote:
Bammer wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Bammer wrote:Plain pancake with butter :trag:
Typically yes, but my kid is helping me in the kitchen and she was fixated on the chocolate chips she saw in the cupboard. She started freaking out so I said fuck it.
Ugh. Allow me to explain the joke.

You described your pancake then posted two :’s with my name in the middle.

So I did the same thing. And that is what I had for breakfast today. So it all worked so nicely.

Maybe you should get your own emoticon here on the board.
whose drums did you buy to get that emoticon anyway?
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Leftover bacon from last night, over medium eggs and frying up some potatoes with shallots
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what's leftover bacon?
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Bacon that wasn’t eaten last night when we had pancakes and bacon
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bacon... that wasn't eaten?
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Pancakes are quite filling
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this is an outrage
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I stand by my decision
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Wease lives in a house with like ten kids. How much bacon was cooked in order to have leftover bacon?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Wease lives in a house with like ten kids. How much bacon was cooked in order to have leftover bacon?
Two pounds. And there was only 1 1/2 slices left.
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wease wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Wease lives in a house with like ten kids. How much bacon was cooked in order to have leftover bacon?
Two pounds. And there was only 1 1/2 slices left.
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eggs and hash browns
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