Red Mosquito

washing machine wrote:Desperately missing takes from:

verb
epilogue
dpup

verb : She looked fat.
epilogue : *assaults the pizza delivery guy*
dpup : I went to jail for the same thing.

another one who doesn't understand consent, fantastic

Ms Harmless wrote:people in here can be like OH MY FUCK THAT CHICK HAS SUCH BIG BAZOONGAS I'D WRECK HER; SHAME SHE'S OBESE THOUGH

but as soon as you say a comedian deserved a slap, you all shit yourself

You can say a comedian deserves a slap, but in this case Will Smith actually did slap Chris Rock on broadcast tv, then sat back down and received an award a little while later. It's pretty weird and crazy. And I say this as someone who has loved Smith since Fresh Prince, and still do.

Rob wrote:

Ms Harmless wrote:people in here can be like OH MY FUCK THAT CHICK HAS SUCH BIG BAZOONGAS I'D WRECK HER; SHAME SHE'S OBESE THOUGH

but as soon as you say a comedian deserved a slap, you all shit yourself

You can say a comedian deserves a slap, but in this case Will Smith actually did slap Chris Rock on broadcast tv, then sat back down and received an award a little while later. It's pretty weird and crazy. And I say this as someone who has loved Smith since Fresh Prince, and still do.

it's weird and crazy

and Chris deserved it

and I haven't seen the movie but I'd guess Will deserved the oscar

smiles and life lessons all round from where I'm sitting

Malloy wrote:that other thread slaps

Haha

I'm always gonna watch Men in Black. That movie is fun as hell

Ms Harmless wrote:another one who doesn't understand consent, fantastic

Please get help.

macphisto wrote:

Ms Harmless wrote:another one who doesn't understand consent, fantastic

Please get help.

deeply intelligent response

Ms Harmless wrote:
and I haven't seen the movie but I'd guess Will deserved the oscar

It's one of his best performances ever. My only post in the original thread before this debacle was to say he needs to win for King Richard, and I don't care about the Oscars otherwise.

Mickey wrote:It has been truly wild to watch this slap morph from an act of anti-ableist resistance to something every normal person understands and relates to.

Less than four pages after this post it became racist not to support Will Smith. Just an astonishing day online.

I found it! The perfect take:

I fucking love the notion that "macphisto" gives a lick of a shit whether I do or don't "get help"

you need to write a bad comedy routine about that immediately

I'm not a big fan of Will's film work. I think he should be canceled.

BurtReynolds wrote:I found it! The perfect take:

Like I said, an astonishing day online

BurtReynolds wrote:I found it! The perfect take:

what does this even mean? lmao

checkmate atheists! do you think Will Smith is gonna slap anyone over SLAVERY?

what if it was macphisto

you're asking if I'd support slapping macphisto?

you'd slap your own mother!