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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 4:09 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Goodnight.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 4:42 am
by bodysnatcher
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Goodnight.
Sweet dream captain

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 5:40 pm
by bodysnatcher
Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 5:44 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.
God I hate those.

I'm due a poop soon I hate my body.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 6:45 pm
by spike
bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.
Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 7:29 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.
Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?
Yes, but what confounds me is it must be too hard to pass yet also wet enough to cause a mess. I've never researched it though.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 7:36 pm
by spike
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.
Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?
Yes, but what confounds me is it must be too hard to pass yet also wet enough to cause a mess. I've never researched it though.
It’s alright. It moves in mysterious ways.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 7:42 pm
by bodysnatcher
spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.
Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?
There was nothing left. I think it’s more like when a snail leaves a trail of slime

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 7:59 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.
Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?
Yes, but what confounds me is it must be too hard to pass yet also wet enough to cause a mess. I've never researched it though.
It’s alright. It moves in mysterious ways.
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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 8:02 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Really felt like it was time to go, and have only pushed out a few small logs. I took some stool softener a bit ago, so maybe tomorrow will be my lucky poo day. Going to eat some broccoli and high fiber protein powder/greek yogurt bowl later also.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 8:40 pm
by 96583UP
explosive midday diarrhea

unexpected but felt great after

must have been backed up

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 8:47 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
96583UP wrote:explosive midday diarrhea

unexpected but felt great after

must have been backed up
Must be nice!

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat March 18, 2023 8:56 pm
by wease
Second drop of the day. A good clean one.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 11:37 am
by 96583UP
have not pooped yet but 3 cups of coffee deep already

what a whirlwind this week has been

never know what next to expect

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 4:10 pm
by bodysnatcher
Probably just took my best dump of the week. Which isn’t saying much.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 4:42 pm
by dad
It says something.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 4:45 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
My farts last night before bed smelled atrocious, and i've been fearful of farting today as I do not want to pass out. Hoping to poo soon after lunch.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 5:58 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:My farts last night before bed smelled atrocious, and i've been fearful of farting today as I do not want to pass out. Hoping to poo soon after lunch.
Good poo. 7.9/10.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 6:00 pm
by 96583UP
had a poop, was disappointing. need to think deep about where i am at poop-wise

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 7:27 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I feel weak af now. Like I pooped out my immunity system.