The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[BurtReynolds]

consult the Barbie canon.

[spike]

the humor feels so bored and dated...the whole bit with Ken and the doctor? that was maybe funny 15 years ago.

I chuckled.

[Jorge]

That is a lot better than the previous trailer.

[Jorge]

She’s like a foot shorter than Gosling. Isn’t Barbie actually taller than Ken?

This isn't like fucking up space physics in Gravity, wease

It's exactly like that in that neither matter

[tree_]

She’s like a foot shorter than Gosling. Isn’t Barbie actually taller than Ken?

This isn't like fucking up space physics in Gravity, wease

It's exactly like that in that neither matter

Space physics don't matter? What ever dude

[BurtReynolds]

It did kinda bother me how Clooney died in that one.

[wease]

She’s like a foot shorter than Gosling. Isn’t Barbie actually taller than Ken?

This isn't like fucking up space physics in Gravity, wease

It's exactly like that in that neither matter

I like fidelity to the source material.

[VinylGuy]

the humor feels so bored and dated...the whole bit with Ken and the doctor? that was maybe funny 15 years ago.

I chuckled.

but ken lives in Barbie world were of course you have a barbie doctor...why the fuck was he confused by it?

[tree_]

the humor feels so bored and dated...the whole bit with Ken and the doctor? that was maybe funny 15 years ago.

I chuckled.

but ken lives in Barbie world were of course you have a barbie doctor...why the fuck was he confused by it?

I thought the joke was he didn't believe the lady was a doctor, cause his idea of a doctor is a guy with glasses

[Jorge]

I did not realize Will Ferrell was in this. That makes me want to watch this toy commercial much more.

[Jorge]

the humor feels so bored and dated...the whole bit with Ken and the doctor? that was maybe funny 15 years ago.

I chuckled.

but ken lives in Barbie world were of course you have a barbie doctor...why the fuck was he confused by it?

Barbie World probably has Ken doctors

[The Argonaut]

That is a lot better than the previous trailer.

Yeah, but still threatens to be insufferable.

[spike]

the humor feels so bored and dated...the whole bit with Ken and the doctor? that was maybe funny 15 years ago.

I chuckled.

but ken lives in Barbie world were of course you have a barbie doctor...why the fuck was he confused by it?

I’m not sure you get the joke.

[Stickman]

10 Best Movies at Cannes 2023

[Farmer John]

10 Best Movies at Cannes 2023

I hope they ranked them by length of ovation.

[Jorge]

I guess she knows what she's talking about; she hasn't had a non Marvel film since 2017

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[dimejinky99]

[Farmer John]

I'm trying to imagine what it looks like when Tom Cruise "furiously" shows you a film.

[JuanHamm]

I'd rather see an action movie on an IMAX screen than a historical drama.