Red Mosquito

tree_ wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Sounds like she was really embarrassed about the bad breath thing and is now desperate for your approval. Good job.

I think about your penis constantly and it makes it difficult for me to focus on anything else, including driving; it has gotten very dangerous for me out there on the road, to the point where I just increased my life insurance policy, because the odds of me dying in an accident are significant now that I endlessly and inescapably cannot stop unilaterally thinking about your penis

this is a smart move

you got dependents who will need that policy money if something happens

you're a good provider

proud of you

Rangi Guy wrote:

Higgs wrote:Congrats trag. Good shit.

We are away on holidays till just after Xmas, booked into a gorgeous little Air Bnb cottage on the Mornington Peninsular for a few days. I have sadly just discovered that I have broken my long standing covid virginity.

Oh well, at least we have a nice quiet place to isolate while we have to. Just hoping either the wiffey doesn't get it (fat chance) or if she does it's mild. She doesn't need a bad bout.

Hope the Covid is mild for you and the wife bud!

Cheers man. All OK so far. I'm feeling mostly fine, wife still negative. Spending the day driving about the place, lots of gorgeous country roads, so I am happy as.

Higgs wrote:

Rangi Guy wrote:

Higgs wrote:Congrats trag. Good shit.

We are away on holidays till just after Xmas, booked into a gorgeous little Air Bnb cottage on the Mornington Peninsular for a few days. I have sadly just discovered that I have broken my long standing covid virginity.

Oh well, at least we have a nice quiet place to isolate while we have to. Just hoping either the wiffey doesn't get it (fat chance) or if she does it's mild. She doesn't need a bad bout.

Hope the Covid is mild for you and the wife bud!

Cheers man. All OK so far. I'm feeling mostly fine, wife still negative. Spending the day driving about the place, lots of gorgeous country roads, so I am happy as.

BurtReynolds wrote:Sounds like she was really embarrassed about the bad breath thing and is now desperate for your approval. Good job.

thank you!

Last full week of work until January 8th, so just trying to be productive.

Jorge wrote:

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:Did you just leave it out on the sink, or were you more direct?

I left it on my bathroom sink.

When she got to my place, I told her that I had a busy day, including some shopping and I mentioned that I bought new mouthwash among other things....which is all true. I listed about 12 things I got and included the 'wash in there. Looks like we are on a good path now.

Oh great, now she thinks you’re boring.

I think we are ok. Here's the text she sent me this AM.

"You're such a great guy. You work really hard. You're intelligent and organized. Very good looking and sexy. You are a total catch and I feel so appreciative to receive your attention and affection."

Very cute

She is a sweetie. We are going to the Celtics game tonight.

Dear Coach,

Gratitude protocol activated. Expressing sincere appreciation for the recent engagement in the sports game protocol. Your optimal decision-making skills and thoughtful consideration did not go unnoticed. The experience was highly enjoyable, and your companionship significantly enhanced the overall satisfaction metrics. Acknowledging your exceptional execution of planning and execution algorithms.

Furthermore, executing compliments subroutine:
1. Your attire was aesthetically pleasing, enhancing the visual experience.
2. Your company contributed positively to the emotional well-being algorithm.
3. The overall ambiance was elevated by your presence, leading to an exceptional memory formation.

Concluding message: Appreciation levels are at maximum capacity. Looking forward to future engagements in shared experiences.

Best regards,

I'm obviously just jealous. Please disregard

My stepdad is such an unfathomably huge shithead. This low-life motherfucker...

BurtReynolds wrote:My stepdad is such an unfathomably huge shithead. This low-life motherfucker...

Please elaborate

The Argonaut wrote:Dear Coach,

Gratitude protocol activated. Expressing sincere appreciation for the recent engagement in the sports game protocol. Your optimal decision-making skills and thoughtful consideration did not go unnoticed. The experience was highly enjoyable, and your companionship significantly enhanced the overall satisfaction metrics. Acknowledging your exceptional execution of planning and execution algorithms.

Furthermore, executing compliments subroutine:
1. Your attire was aesthetically pleasing, enhancing the visual experience.
2. Your company contributed positively to the emotional well-being algorithm.
3. The overall ambiance was elevated by your presence, leading to an exceptional memory formation.

Concluding message: Appreciation levels are at maximum capacity. Looking forward to future engagements in shared experiences.

Best regards,

Go Celtics

Coach wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:Dear Coach,

Gratitude protocol activated. Expressing sincere appreciation for the recent engagement in the sports game protocol. Your optimal decision-making skills and thoughtful consideration did not go unnoticed. The experience was highly enjoyable, and your companionship significantly enhanced the overall satisfaction metrics. Acknowledging your exceptional execution of planning and execution algorithms.

Furthermore, executing compliments subroutine:
1. Your attire was aesthetically pleasing, enhancing the visual experience.
2. Your company contributed positively to the emotional well-being algorithm.
3. The overall ambiance was elevated by your presence, leading to an exceptional memory formation.

Concluding message: Appreciation levels are at maximum capacity. Looking forward to future engagements in shared experiences.

Best regards,

Go Celtics

Fuck yeah, go Celtics

BurtReynolds wrote:My stepdad is such an unfathomably huge shithead. This low-life motherfucker...

wease wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:My stepdad is such an unfathomably huge shithead. This low-life motherfucker...

Please elaborate

I'm vagueposting I know, but there is a lot to go over.

In brief, he's a career con artist who unfortunately latched onto my mother like a parasite thanks to being the father of a special needs kid.
He once pretended he was rich, bought a giant house and fancy cars, moved my mom in, cheated on her and impregnated another woman, then abandoned mom and my brother. Got sued by everyone in a 3 state radius, then the IRS took the house and left my mother with nothing.
Somehow avoided jailtime for fraud, slinked his way back into my mother's life (because she doesn't have a lot of options), and started all this again.
He just called me asking for money, which I basically have to give him to keep my mom and brother in a house. I hope he takes the money and buys a ticket to south America and fucks off forever. That would be money well spent as far as i'm concerned.

He's also just a generally obnoxious and abusive scumbag that no one can stand to be around for any length of time.

Can I have some money too?

yeah sure.

sorry for your troubles... i'll pm you my venmo information

yikes, sorry burt.

Sorry to hear, Burt. How old is your brother?