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VinylGuy wrote:Daniel Kaluuya’s big purple Barney movie (“more of like a Being John Malkovich or an Adaptation”)
that actually could be interesting because I happen to love both of those movies.. but I'm sure they'll fuck it up somehow
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This one sounds interesting:
Werner Herzog's UNO movie ("A bittersweet tale of isolation that turns into a vital but scattershot meditation on his fears for a future without him in it.")
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oh man that's funny
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Isn’t there already a Hot Wheels movie coming?
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epilogue wrote:
Every single one of those projects sounds interesting. I'm excited.
Is this a cry for help?
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It’s probably a cry yes
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Ello Sailor wrote:
epilogue wrote:
Every single one of those projects sounds interesting. I'm excited.
Is this a cry for help?
These companies are gonna keep churning out IP-driven content. At least Mattel seems interested in different takes and expanding ideas. It all sounds weird and exciting. I'm here for it. Of course I'd prefer "new" ideas, not just recycled cartoons and nostalgic toy properties. But this is where we are. And I'm sorry but a version of Being John Malkovich with Daniel Kaluuya as John Cusack and fucking BARNEY as John Malkovich sounds way more exciting to me than "plushy purple dinosaur from your childhood sings about his friends and teaches lessons to a new generation of kids."

Also, if Barbie is a true indication, Mattel is letting their talent have creative freedom. After years of directors and writers leaving things like Star Wars because they won't "play ball" I think this is refreshing. Maybe these movies will be terrible. But it's exciting that a company is willing to try something a little outside the box.
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Lena Dunkin' is possibly the worst person in the world. She and her Polly Pocket movie can get in the sea.

As can Joe for being excited about it.
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Yeah yeah yeah
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joey's convinced me; I can't wait for the frickin' Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots motion picture franchise
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The Barney thing does sound wild though.
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tree_ wrote:joey's convinced me; I can't wait for the frickin' Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots motion picture franchise
The best part of that AV article is "Vin is excited." :lol:
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oh man this is making my day.. fantastic
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the idea of Mattel cinematic universe of movies geared to adults is the most cringe thing I've ever heard of. These articles read like fucking April fool's day prank articles
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The Argonaut wrote:the idea of Mattel cinematic universe of movies geared to adults is the most cringe thing I've ever heard of. These articles read like fucking April fool's day prank articles
but it's so exciting!!!
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Gen X needs to grow up.

It's so weird to catch a video of an adult my age with shelves full of kid crap in the background
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I know I was defending the idea of IP movies very recently.

But this is something else. This has irony baked right into it and it's gross.

Greta Gerwig and Barbie could interesting because Barbie is an iconic character with decades of history and meanings and a lot to play with. But a Barney movie about millennial angst? A Polly Pocket movie by Lena Dunham? It's just gross, I don't know
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maybe some of these will be more of the biopic/how-it-was-made sort.. you know, like AIR and BLACKBERRY
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