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Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:34 am
by E.H. Ruddock
tree_ wrote:Name one helmet in life that doesn't look stupid

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:36 am
by BurtReynolds
Samurai helmets
Knight helmets
German helmets in ww2 and ww1
Greek helmets
Roman helmets
Astronaut helmets
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:37 am
by BurtReynolds
Pyramidhead's helmet
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:39 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Deadmau5
Daft Punk
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:40 am
by tree_
Ha ok ur right.. but still stupid looking compared to the bare righteous human noggin
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:44 am
by BurtReynolds
Why is this movie so...bombastic? Melodramatic? Hyperactive? I don't know the exact word, but the score, the dialogue, the acting...It's all terrible.
This is even worse than I expected.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:45 am
by BurtReynolds
tree_ wrote:Ha ok ur right.. but still stupid looking compared to the bare righteous human noggin
Human heads are stupid looking. All that hair...
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:48 am
by tree_
BurtReynolds wrote:Why is this movie so...bombastic? Melodramatic? Hyperactive? I don't know the exact word, but the score, the dialogue, the acting...It's all terrible.
This is even worse than I expected.
why do u spose damwjanky proclaims to like it so much?
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:49 am
by tree_
BurtReynolds wrote:tree_ wrote:Ha ok ur right.. but still stupid looking compared to the bare righteous human noggin
Human heads are stupid looking. All that hair...
design a better looking and feeling helmet than my righteous noggin and I will never take it off
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:50 am
by BurtReynolds
tree_ wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Why is this movie so...bombastic? Melodramatic? Hyperactive? I don't know the exact word, but the score, the dialogue, the acting...It's all terrible.
This is even worse than I expected.
why do u spose damwjanky proclaims to like it so much?
Probably because he likes it. People are allowed to like things, unfortunately.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:55 am
by tree_
Weird
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 4:57 am
by BurtReynolds
- Spoiler: show
- "We have to go! Now!" someone says for the tenth time.
Jesus Christ.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 5:00 am
by tree_
Beat ya o'er the head with a SW labelled whiffle ball bat til you remember whiffle ball
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 5:07 am
by BurtReynolds
Super serious moment undercut with "humor" times a million.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 5:08 am
by BurtReynolds
This theater is nearly empty btw.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 5:09 am
by tree_
It's sad that you ended up there to begin with
Why? What even is SW, really?
How could've you better spent that money?
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 5:11 am
by BurtReynolds
tree_ wrote:It's sad that you ended up there to begin with
I say that every day.
tree_ wrote:
How could've you better spent that money?
I spent the money on Cats. This is my plan b.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 5:14 am
by tree_
Shouldve just bought a bottle of whiskey and listened to billie eilish
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 5:16 am
by BurtReynolds
- Spoiler: show
- They are really quadrupling down on Rey being a Mary Sue. Frankly, I can respect that. Never apologize. Even when you are catastrophically wrong.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Fri December 20, 2019 5:16 am
by tree_
Seems to be working for Trump