Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

[VinylGuy]

yeah, i agree with that video.

[i got bugs]

Came in with real low ecpectations.. there was a lot of completely ridiculous stuff throughout but it was probably the 2nd best jurassic park movie

[LoathedVermin72]

Holy fucking shit this movie is absolute garbage

[Simple Torture]

I don't know why I subjected myself to this, but I did. It was almost impressive how devoid of characters this movie was.

[96583UP]

gig's up

time to doxx all of you:

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[Anders]

This is better than the movie.

[Strat]

had to watch this movie again with my niece over christmas . God its fucking bad.

[Anders]

Yes, strange that they can’t do better. Jurassic Park 1 is really good.

[Strat]

My 8 year old niece says "its the best movie in the world!"

[Anders]

They must be doing something right then.

[Simple Torture]

I like dinosaurs.

This post was better than this movie, too.

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Is there really a

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gun that points a laser at the victim that tells the dinosaur what to attack, rather than a gun that just... shoots people? Why do they keep writing the same "weaponized dinosaur" crap?

https://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/jurassic-p ... shot-guns/

Well we almost got a movie of dinosaur humans that shot guns.

[bada]

I like dinosaurs.

This post was better than this movie, too.

I still like them.

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[E.H. Ruddock]

Is that supposed to be a teaser for a possible new storyline?

[McParadigm]

“Battle at Big Rock” sounds like an amphitheater festival sponsored by a midwestern classic rock station, featuring George Thorogood and Styx.

[Simple Torture]

“Battle at Big Rock” sounds like an amphitheater festival sponsored by a midwestern classic rock station, featuring George Thorogood and Styx.

It sounds like a Civil War movie that couldn't get the rights to American history.

[McParadigm]

Sounds like a mid 90’s WCW pay per view.

[B]

The franchise might have been a lot more fun if there had been a time jump after 2, and they just created a world where dinosaurs are all over the world with the rest of us. Imagine how society and infrastructure changes when there are bus sized creatures roaming around in and out of Chicago or Cleveland.

[Strat]

They should have stopped after the first one, B.