Tha Mayonnaise Wars

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Well?

Pro-mayo
25
74%
Anti-mayo
9
26%
 
Total votes: 34

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96583UP wrote:i just like mayo's color and consistency

it reminds me of something else i love to put in my mouth
Bird poop?
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PHATJ wrote:
96583UP wrote:i just like mayo's color and consistency

it reminds me of something else i love to put in my mouth
Bird poop?
it was obvious, wasn't it
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where the hell was I during this thread.
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oh, i guess i had one post
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doug rr wrote:OUT
Right here, doug
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Orpheus wrote:Amrerican style mayo is total shit and I never use it, I also hate all mayo on sandwiches.

But japanese style mayo in a rice bowl is fine, as is a fresh French-style mayo with something like roast potatoes. The way Americans use mayo is just disgusting.
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You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of the anti mayo supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic—you name it. And unfortunately there are people like that, right here on RM...
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I still can’t understand for the life of me how mayo is a standard condiment for sandwiches at some places. If you have mayo and pickles, you might as well kill two birds and just offer tar tar.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:I still can’t understand for the life of me how mayo is a standard condiment for sandwiches at some places. If you have mayo and pickles, you might as well kill two birds and just offer tar tar.
you wanted this bumped for that?
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what’s worse is when people think miracle whip is mayo. there’s a special place in hell for those people.
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doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:I still can’t understand for the life of me how mayo is a standard condiment for sandwiches at some places. If you have mayo and pickles, you might as well kill two birds and just offer tar tar.
you wanted this bumped for that?
no. Your post threw me for a loop.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:what’s worse is when people think miracle whip is mayo. there’s a special place in hell for those people.
i'm on board with that..keep spreading the word
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miracle whip is terrible
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spike wrote:miracle whip is terrible
I've seen generic versions called "sandwich spread". I can't imagine how bad those are
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:miracle whip is terrible
I've seen generic versions called "sandwich spread". I can't imagine how bad those are
they're probably somehow better
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mayonnaise is important

roast beef sandwiches need it

dare i say a cheesesteak is improved by a nice smear of it

the real stuff in france will make you wanna get pregnant

and quality french fries do best with a choice of ketchup, or mayonnaise, or a blend of both

there

i said it
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I know someone like her. She also uses no sauce at all, on anything.
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