Red Mosquito

yall gotta check out the podcast "how did this get made?"

You will find so many gems to watch that would fit this thread

Best of the Worst is a great resource as well.

Richard Harris is getting a paycheck and he could not care less.

A scene straight up rips off the Nepal bar scene from Raiders. Like totally. Only worse of course.

I can't tell if the hero guy is playing it as a comedy or if he's genuinely confused about what is happening. I assume he's some Italian actor.

This was terrible but still way better than any Jurassic World movie

It’s no Carnosaur

Did anyone read this book series? People turn into starfishes and possums and eagles and shit and they fight aliens. It’s pretty cool.

Alex wrote:Did anyone read this book series? People turn into starfishes and possums and eagles and shit and they fight aliens. It’s pretty cool.

Steel Dawn


Kinda sucked. Overall just a shitty copy of Shane.
Surprisingly PG rated. Barely a nip slip. Just pathetic really.
I don't think the villain kills a single person the whole movie. The worst he and his henchman do is break a water pump and tip over a barrel. I'm not even sure he was a villain/
The other villain guy looks so stupid lol. Bad hair even by 80s standards.
Swayze seems like he's ready to leave as soon as the scenes end.
Brion James is always nice to see.
The Mummy guy is in this as a generic henchman guy.
The chick has a seriously distracting and off-putting mole on her face.

It's no Hell Comes To Frogtown!

0 leather string bandanas out of 10

Harsh. Brion James is worth at least a couple of points and there was some pretty good sword play.

the sail racer things were pretty funny. I'll give it that.

Having not seen the poster and not knowing anything about it, I thought that "Frogtown" was just some silly nickname for a town, and that "Hell" was just a figure of speech. But no, it's literally about a guy named Sam Hell who goes to a town full of mutant frogs. Not your everyday post-apocalyptic schlock. This is some weird ass post-apocalyptic schlock.

- Pretty sure they wrote this movie as they went along. Scenes and motivations are all over the place.
- The bad guy keeps calling him Sam Hellman. Maybe it was supposed to be calling him out as a human man or something, but I'm pretty sure the actor thought that was his actual name and no one corrected him. No one else calls him that.
- sadly, no frog tits, but there were some human ones.
- Extremely sexual in content. Really feels more like a 70s movie than an 80's one. Everybody wants to bang.
- Something about Sandahl Bergman does it for me, but I'm not sure what. She was either having a lot of fun in this, or she felt like she needed a shower after every creepy scene.
- William Smith as the villain, Hell yeah!
- the frogs looked pretty good.

10 frog boobs out of 11

Can other things, other than movies, be so bad that they're good movies?

Oppenheimer

tree_ wrote:Can other things, other than movies, be so bad that they're good movies?

AT's quite funny, tommy. Thank you for AT.

Hey Burt you ever see Gods of Egypt?

i have not. Is it streaking anywhere?

its on Tubi. Good ole Tubi.

This is indistinguishable from a modern Disney live action remake, with two big differences:

1. more dreaded whites.
2. better production values.