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Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 5:14 pm
by verb_to_trust
Mickey wrote:Yeah it's pretty fucking smart, libs are going to whine about it but they're going to be called the Trump checks and that matters in November.
People who will have lost everything by then will really look back fondly on the 1200 bucks they had in their account for a few weeks in April. Election secured.

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 5:15 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 5:22 pm
by Mickey
If you want to make the bet that the electorate is going to have a rational, measured response to this crisis that filters through multiple causal vectors to assign blame on the Trump administration rather than, say, circling the wagons in a time of crisis and investing Trump with the aura of a smart businessman who can make the tough decisions and deliver on his promises (like the checks!), then by all fucking means, my Venmo is open.

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 5:25 pm
by Strat
his roughly 38% that always supports him will remember that $1,200. The rest? Will be shacking up with their parents looking for work and social programs to get them back on their feet because that $1,200 barely, if at all, covered their rent for 1 month.

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 5:25 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 5:37 pm
by Mickey
tragabigzanda wrote:
Mickey wrote:If you want to make the bet that the electorate is going to have a rational, measured response to this crisis that filters through multiple causal vectors to assign blame on the Trump administration rather than, say, circling the wagons in a time of crisis and investing Trump with the aura of a smart businessman who can make the tough decisions and deliver on his promises (like the checks!), then by all fucking means, my Venmo is open.
Don't get me wrong, I fully expect Trump to win in 2020. But I don't think $1200 will mean jack shit to people by then.
It of course has nothing to do with the actual dollar amount and everything to do with the symbolic resonance of Trump being the one who tried to help but was constrained by the do-nothing Democrats. It's straight out of the Trump playbook of putting your name in gold on a bunch of shitty hotels so everyone thinks you're a billionaire mogul--and it uhh works.

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 6:14 pm
by Norah
Got mine. How much blow does $1200 get you these days?

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 6:18 pm
by Simple Torture
cutuphalfdead wrote:Got mine. How much blow does $1200 get you these days?
You only need like $800 more to get a tiger, so start selling some records.

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 6:23 pm
by epilogue
Simple Torture wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:Got mine. How much blow does $1200 get you these days?
You only need like $800 more to get a tiger, so start selling some records.
AL

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 6:45 pm
by Monkey_Driven
The money was deposited this morning. It was spent by lunchtime. :?

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 6:45 pm
by epilogue
Monkey_Driven wrote:The money was deposited this morning. It was spent by lunchtime. :?
:lol:

We got ours today as well.

It's in savings for now.

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 6:47 pm
by wease
durdencommatyler wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:Got mine. How much blow does $1200 get you these days?
You only need like $800 more to get a tiger, so start selling some records.
AL
chud saw a tiger
Tiger saw a chud

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 6:47 pm
by doug rr
Monkey_Driven wrote:The money was deposited this morning. It was spent by lunchtime. :?
3 dozen Pro V1 and a new driver?

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 6:48 pm
by Monkey_Driven
durdencommatyler wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:The money was deposited this morning. It was spent by lunchtime. :?
:lol:

We got ours today as well.

It's in savings for now.
We had to get a new roof. It was replaced a few weeks ago, but decided to just use this to make the last payment.

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 6:48 pm
by Monkey_Driven
doug rr wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:The money was deposited this morning. It was spent by lunchtime. :?
3 dozen Pro V1 and a new driver?
I've only played once this year...

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 7:01 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 7:07 pm
by Self
We're gonna spend a few hundred of ours on some stupid shit. The rest is getting saved...along without our vacation rental refund. :/

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 7:19 pm
by BurtReynolds
Hey we already have ten coronavirus threads, so they should all be locked except one, and then have a totally boneheaded poll added to it. Right mods? Right?!

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 7:21 pm
by Strat
BurtReynolds wrote:Hey we already have ten coronavirus threads, so they should all be locked except one, and then have a totally boneheaded poll added to it. Right mods? Right?!
calm down burt

Re: Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

Posted: Wed April 15, 2020 7:23 pm
by BurtReynolds
Strat wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Hey we already have ten coronavirus threads, so they should all be locked except one, and then have a totally boneheaded poll added to it. Right mods? Right?!
calm down burt
Fuck you don't tone police me!