Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?

[Norah]

officially dead

Would've been a great pick in the death pool this year.

you mean the death pool you felt guilty about running and then abandoned?

[Simple Torture]

Please let's not turn this thread into a space to post all the weird memorials that brands are posting for the Queen.

Not even kidding, if you search the Queen on Twitter, all of the top posts are from English football clubs. Did they get advance notice?

[Simple Torture]

officially dead

Would've been a great pick in the death pool this year.

you mean the death pool you felt guilty about running and then abandoned?

That was last year.

[96583UP]

apes do strange things

like make queen apes

and give them a free ride

[JuanHamm]

Please let's not turn this thread into a space to post all the weird memorials that brands are posting for the Queen.

Not even kidding, if you search the Queen on Twitter, all of the top posts are from English football clubs. Did they get advance notice?

Maybe this is why Chelsea rushed to fire Tuchel and hire Potter. Having a British manager at a time like this is a big win.

[Jorge]

apes do strange things

like make queen apes

and give them a free ride

I love Primus

[The Argonaut]

[JuanHamm]

Alive!?

[Simple Torture]

They really did "The Queen is dead, long live the King" on Twitter this time, mad respect.

[Simple Torture]

I am currently taking bets on whether this gets mentioned during the Pearl Jam concert in Toronto tonight.

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[The Argonaut]

Why are they calling her the Queen Consort? I thought Elizabeth gave her blessing that Camila could just be the Queen? Calling her a consort makes it seem naughty

[spike]

[JuanHamm]

O never thought I'd see the day. I really expected her to outlive him.

[Simple Torture]

officially dead

Thinking back, you should've just posted "No" and then the thread should've been locked.

[Norah]

officially dead

Would've been a great pick in the death pool this year.

you mean the death pool you felt guilty about running and then abandoned?

That was last year.

you abandoned it like two months in!

[doug rr]

lenny and i were in the lead..

[Mickey]

I am extremely distraught at the news that this million year old woman who has lived a life of untold luxury might be reaching the end of her days due to natural causes. A tragedy

For me it's sad because she's been queen since my parents were born. She's been a part of my families whole life.

I also think you overstate the life of luxury. I certainly would not want to be a monarch. No privacy, everybody in the world recognizes you so you couldn't really go out in the public at all, lots of boring ceremonial duties. In a way the queen is a prisoner of the state.

Simple brain. Boo hoo I can't go outdoors, it's so hard never having to labor a day in my life because of the fake job I was born into and can never lose. Next week I have to wear the royal blood diamonds to the Exterminate the Brutes jubilee.

Also there was a whole thing a few years back about how unspeakably racist the royal family is.

[Mickey]

im settling into my histrionic posting phase

And I am LOVING it!

[Ello Sailor]

She had something like 30 corgis in her time. I don't care what anyone says, that sounds like a pretty sweet life.