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Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:49 pm
by Norah
Simple Torture wrote:Norris wrote:officially dead
Would've been a great pick in the death pool this year.
you mean the death pool you felt guilty about running and then abandoned?
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:49 pm
by Simple Torture
Simple Torture wrote:Please let's not turn this thread into a space to post all the weird memorials that brands are posting for the Queen.
Not even kidding, if you search the Queen on Twitter, all of the top posts are from English football clubs. Did they get advance notice?
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:49 pm
by Simple Torture
Norris wrote:Simple Torture wrote:Norris wrote:officially dead
Would've been a great pick in the death pool this year.
you mean the death pool you felt guilty about running and then abandoned?
That was last year.
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:50 pm
by 96583UP
apes do strange things
like make queen apes
and give them a free ride
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:50 pm
by JuanHamm
Simple Torture wrote:Simple Torture wrote:Please let's not turn this thread into a space to post all the weird memorials that brands are posting for the Queen.
Not even kidding, if you search the Queen on Twitter, all of the top posts are from English football clubs. Did they get advance notice?
Maybe this is why Chelsea rushed to fire Tuchel and hire Potter. Having a British manager at a time like this is a big win.
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:51 pm
by Jorge
96583UP wrote:apes do strange things
like make queen apes
and give them a free ride
I love Primus
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:51 pm
by The Argonaut
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:52 pm
by JuanHamm
Alive!?
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:54 pm
by Simple Torture
They really did "The Queen is dead, long live the King" on Twitter this time, mad respect.
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:54 pm
by Simple Torture
I am currently taking bets on whether this gets mentioned during the Pearl Jam concert in Toronto tonight.
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:57 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:59 pm
by The Argonaut
Why are they calling her the Queen Consort? I thought Elizabeth gave her blessing that Camila could just be the Queen? Calling her a consort makes it seem naughty
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 6:13 pm
by spike
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 6:14 pm
by JuanHamm
O never thought I'd see the day. I really expected her to outlive him.
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 6:14 pm
by Simple Torture
Norris wrote:officially dead
Thinking back, you should've just posted "No" and then the thread should've been locked.
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 6:20 pm
by Norah
Simple Torture wrote:Norris wrote:Simple Torture wrote:Norris wrote:officially dead
Would've been a great pick in the death pool this year.
you mean the death pool you felt guilty about running and then abandoned?
That was last year.
you abandoned it like two months in!
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 6:23 pm
by doug rr
lenny and i were in the lead..
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:30 pm
by Mickey
JuanHamm wrote:Jorge wrote:I am extremely distraught at the news that this million year old woman who has lived a life of untold luxury might be reaching the end of her days due to natural causes. A tragedy
For me it's sad because she's been queen since my parents were born. She's been a part of my families whole life.
I also think you overstate the life of luxury. I certainly would not want to be a monarch. No privacy, everybody in the world recognizes you so you couldn't really go out in the public at all, lots of boring ceremonial duties. In a way the queen is a prisoner of the state.
Simple brain. Boo hoo I can't go outdoors, it's so hard never having to labor a day in my life because of the fake job I was born into and can never lose. Next week I have to wear the royal blood diamonds to the Exterminate the Brutes jubilee.
Also there was a whole thing a few years back about how unspeakably racist the royal family is.
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:31 pm
by Mickey
Malloy wrote:im settling into my histrionic posting phase
And I am LOVING it!
Re: Is Queen Elizabeth II Still Alive?
Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 7:36 pm
by Ello Sailor
She had something like 30 corgis in her time. I don't care what anyone says, that sounds like a pretty sweet life.
