Red Mosquito

Chris_H_2 wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It's the ghost of a former cleaning lady you fired for wearing shoes inside the house.

I still think we overpaid her.

What is your wife's profession?

Professional bowler

does she ever quote Pete Weber's, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM!"

I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.

Chris_H_2 wrote:I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.

Next person that pulls up to the pump doesn’t have to press no. You’re doing the right thing.

spike wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.

Next person that pulls up to the pump doesn’t have to press no. You’re doing the right thing.

Right. But it’s not like they can get gas on my card without me doing it. I know this, and I’m still uneasy just leaving.

Chris_H_2 wrote:

spike wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.

Next person that pulls up to the pump doesn’t have to press no. You’re doing the right thing.

Right. But it’s not like they can get gas on my card without me doing it. I know this, and I’m still uneasy just leaving.

It’s called OCD, my friend.

spike wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

spike wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.

Next person that pulls up to the pump doesn’t have to press no. You’re doing the right thing.

Right. But it’s not like they can get gas on my card without me doing it. I know this, and I’m still uneasy just leaving.

It’s called OCD, my friend.

Dammit. You’re 100000% right.

Chris_H_2 wrote:

spike wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

spike wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.

Next person that pulls up to the pump doesn’t have to press no. You’re doing the right thing.

Right. But it’s not like they can get gas on my card without me doing it. I know this, and I’m still uneasy just leaving.

It’s called OCD, my friend.

Dammit. You’re 100000% right.

Spoiler: show

Spoiler: show

I’m thoroughly confused by the decisions my Roomba makes

bodysnatcher wrote:I’m thoroughly confused by the decisions my Roomba makes

Why Mrs Wease gets so upset if something gets brushed or wiped or whatever onto the floor after she’s swept, but never EVER dusts before sweeping.

divorce her

wease wrote:Why Mrs Wease gets so upset if something gets brushed or wiped or whatever onto the floor after she’s swept, but never EVER dusts before sweeping.

She is secretly pining for a Roomba

dpupenya wrote:

wease wrote:Why Mrs Wease gets so upset if something gets brushed or wiped or whatever onto the floor after she’s swept, but never EVER dusts before sweeping.

She is secretly pining for a Roomba

We have one.

wease wrote:

dpupenya wrote:

wease wrote:Why Mrs Wease gets so upset if something gets brushed or wiped or whatever onto the floor after she’s swept, but never EVER dusts before sweeping.

She is secretly pining for a Roomba

We have one.

No wonder, she's spoiled. Take it away from her. And then regale her with stories of back in our day, we didn't have swiffers and roombas, when our floors got dirty or counters dusty we hadda move..

I don’t get this whole @dadboner schtick that Burt is doing

A what now

DAD


BONER

wease wrote:

dpupenya wrote:

wease wrote:Why Mrs Wease gets so upset if something gets brushed or wiped or whatever onto the floor after she’s swept, but never EVER dusts before sweeping.

She is secretly pining for a Roomba

We have one.

Mr. Moneybags over here with a Roomba, 8 qt Air Fryer

Put the roomba in the air fryer

Put the air fryer on the roomba. Easy popcorn in every room of the house. At some stage.