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That’s pretty impressive
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Someone must’ve swiped into the front right fender of our 3 month old Tesla and I’m just sick about it.
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spike wrote:Someone must’ve swiped into the front right fender of our 3 month old Tesla and I’m just sick about it.
Are you sure you weren't drunk driving?
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spike wrote:Someone must’ve swiped into the front right fender of our 3 month old Tesla and I’m just sick about it.
city living, amirite?
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BurtReynolds wrote:
spike wrote:Someone must’ve swiped into the front right fender of our 3 month old Tesla and I’m just sick about it.
Are you sure you weren't drunk driving?
Maybe the Tesla was drunk driving.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:Someone must’ve swiped into the front right fender of our 3 month old Tesla and I’m just sick about it.
city living, amirite?
Ugh so true, but we haven’t been in the city for over a week.
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I was driving a rental mini van yesterday and the rear lift gate just opened up by itself as I was going 75 down the highway
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who rents a mini van?
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how else is he supposed to kidnap?
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i saw that dad
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i saw lift gate and pictured a grated lift...for wheelchairs. then i realized he likely meant the trunk, and changed it.

sue me.
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I rented a minivan in Honolulu and it was glorious
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our minivan has over 200k miles on it. I'm hoping to double that.
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dad wrote:our minivan has over 200k miles on it. I'm hoping to double that.
how often do you vacuum under the seats?
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doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:our minivan has over 200k miles on it. I'm hoping to double that.
how often do you vacuum under the seats?
not nearly enough, but the kids are older now and a little less messy.

most of the time it's messy because we took a road trip with them.
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Bammer wrote:I rented a minivan in Honolulu and it was glorious
Yeah but you have kids.
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dad wrote:our minivan has over 200k miles on it. I'm hoping to double that.
Ours has 240k right now. What make/model is yours?
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you guys gonna talk about your pleated shorts and sketchers next?
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spike wrote:who rents a mini van?
Classic married dude attitude who has forgotten what it’s like to pick up babes
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bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:who rents a mini van?
Classic married dude attitude who has forgotten what it’s like to pick up babes
:lol:
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