Tom Hanks said he’s made 4 pretty good films

[daft twat]

That Thing You Do the Evolution

[daft twat]

Bush League of Their Own

No way this gets bottom-paged

[daft twat]

Love boat captain Phillips

[daft twat]

Catch me if you can’t keep me here

[daft twat]

No Davinci Code

[Simple Torture]

Sleepless in Wes C. Addle

[daft twat]

Sleepless in Wes C. Addle

Well, that’s better than all of mine. God dammit.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[daft twat]

Jerome Turner and Hooch

[daft twat]

Daft you repeated two of mine

I did repeat love boat captain Phillips. Fuck.
I went with can’t keep, but can’t deny me is clearly better.
I’m bad at this.

[Mickey]

News of the Worldwide Suicide

[Anders]

When (interesting) threads turn into Pearl Jam pun threads, it’s awful.

[Mickey]

All Those Yesterdays in the Neighborhood

[lennytheweedwhacker]

When (interesting) threads turn into Pearl Jam pun threads, it’s awful.

Even with the uninteresting ones.

[Anders]

When (interesting) threads turn into Pearl Jam pun threads, it’s awful.

Even with the uninteresting ones.

Agreed

[lennytheweedwhacker]

When (interesting) threads turn into Pearl Jam pun threads, it’s awful.

Even with the uninteresting ones.

Agreed

We don’t deserve this.

[Anders]

When (interesting) threads turn into Pearl Jam pun threads, it’s awful.

Even with the uninteresting ones.

Agreed

We don’t deserve this.

We never did.

[Bammer]

Forrest Gump is one of my all time favorite movies, and a fantastic performance from Tom Hanks.

Honestly I rest my case.

Lol mickey gonna mickey

[lennytheweedwhacker]

When (interesting) threads turn into Pearl Jam pun threads, it’s awful.

Even with the uninteresting ones.

Agreed

We don’t deserve this.

We never did.

Something has to give.

[Bammer]

What if we did Green Day puns instead, just in this specific thread