The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

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great work, Coach!
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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mega pee around 10:45 after a two-hour blitz of waters and coffees

clear as glass
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dad wrote:great work, Coach!
I thought that I'd be dehydrated from drinking last night but I guess not
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great work, team.

stay hydrated.
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unleashed about a gallon of piss.

all clear.
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i want it

for everyone
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i will mail you my urine.

put it to good use.
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yet another graphic guide...

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i'm in lemonade territory.
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I asked for poop samples and got none so I don't know if RMer numbers is gonna get any pee.
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will you accept whole logs or do you need them broken down?
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use the colon cancer box, so fit as much as you can into that
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dad wrote:yet another graphic guide...

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i'm in lemonade territory.
You can be over hydrated?
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Coach wrote:I asked for poop samples and got none so I don't know if RMer numbers is gonna get any pee.
You need to get into it with some neighborhood kids so they start leaving poop bags on your front doorstep.
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spike wrote:
Coach wrote:I asked for poop samples and got none so I don't know if RMer numbers is gonna get any pee.
You need to get into it with some neighborhood kids so they start leaving poop bags on your front doorstep.
Little do they know that the joke's on them. Good idea.
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Coach wrote:I asked for poop samples and got none so I don't know if RMer numbers is gonna get any pee.
i was afraid of it being intercepted by chinese agents and used to clone me in a military lab
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spike wrote:
dad wrote:yet another graphic guide...

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i'm in lemonade territory.
You can be over hydrated?
yeah dawg

you ever hear of that thing where like if you drink 10 gallons of water you can die?

some shizz like that

must maintain balance
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96583UP wrote:
spike wrote:
dad wrote:yet another graphic guide...

Image

i'm in lemonade territory.
You can be over hydrated?
yeah dawg

you ever hear of that thing where like if you drink 10 gallons of water you can die?

some shizz like that

must maintain balance
man livin is hard
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Pee is lemonade color today.

Strong flow.

No pain.

Hefty deposits.

Continue to chug water.
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My pee was a little amber today when I woke up, so I will pound water.
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Lemonade this morning. I'm working outside today so we'll see if I can stay hydrated.
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