Re: Wallets
Posted: Mon July 03, 2023 12:57 am
I might’ve lost that too.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your wallet?dad wrote:Great, now I can’t find my phone.
I might’ve lost that too.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your wallet?dad wrote:Great, now I can’t find my phone.
Have you checked your crack?dad wrote:I might’ve lost that too.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your wallet?dad wrote:Great, now I can’t find my phone.
That was the first place I checked.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your crack?dad wrote:I might’ve lost that too.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your wallet?dad wrote:Great, now I can’t find my phone.
I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.dad wrote:That was the first place I checked.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your crack?dad wrote:I might’ve lost that too.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your wallet?dad wrote:Great, now I can’t find my phone.
I’ve never been on one. I’m afraid I’d lose my wallet.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.dad wrote:That was the first place I checked.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your crack?dad wrote:I might’ve lost that too.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your wallet?dad wrote:Great, now I can’t find my phone.
Quitcher bitchin.Ello Sailor wrote:If this thread dies to a Lenny quote pyramid, I'm going to beat him to death.
I get it. Climbing a pyramid is a much safer thrill when it comes to keeping your wallet secure.dad wrote:I’ve never been on one. I’m afraid I’d lose my wallet.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.dad wrote:That was the first place I checked.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your crack?dad wrote:I might’ve lost that too.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your wallet?dad wrote:Great, now I can’t find my phone.
I'm worried I'd lose my phone on a pyramid.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I get it. Climbing a pyramid is a much safer thrill when it comes to keeping your wallet secure.dad wrote:I’ve never been on one. I’m afraid I’d lose my wallet.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.dad wrote:That was the first place I checked.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your crack?dad wrote:I might’ve lost that too.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your wallet?dad wrote:Great, now I can’t find my phone.
It would awesome if you could talk to people on your wallet.dad wrote:I'm worried I'd lose my phone on a pyramid.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I get it. Climbing a pyramid is a much safer thrill when it comes to keeping your wallet secure.dad wrote:I’ve never been on one. I’m afraid I’d lose my wallet.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.dad wrote:That was the first place I checked.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your crack?dad wrote:I might’ve lost that too.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your wallet?dad wrote:Great, now I can’t find my phone.
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
if he's got any photos of asses backing up they can't all be useless.tragabigzanda wrote:How many gbs of useless backup photos do we think Jorge has?
that idea is so money.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It would awesome if you could talk to people on your wallet.dad wrote:I'm worried I'd lose my phone on a pyramid.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I get it. Climbing a pyramid is a much safer thrill when it comes to keeping your wallet secure.dad wrote:I’ve never been on one. I’m afraid I’d lose my wallet.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.dad wrote:That was the first place I checked.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your crack?dad wrote:I might’ve lost that too.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Have you checked your wallet?dad wrote:Great, now I can’t find my phone.

Thanks for the concern. Duly noted.The Argonaut wrote:It's a bad idea to leave the house without ID, guys. And you should always have a little cash, just in case. (And special note to Higgs: sitting on your wallet can cause your spine to buckle and twist, so be careful.)
Maybe you guys should pair your purchase of a new slim wallet with a small bag, like a cross-body bag or a fanny pack or a purse or a backpack.
I've taken to wearing this on short outings: