Page 5 of 6

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 5:11 pm
by Strat
This is getting weird

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 5:58 pm
by Farmer John
Do homeless people count?

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 5:59 pm
by Farmer John
KIDDING!

What a terrible thing to even joke about

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 6:08 pm
by tommy
Wtf!?

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 6:09 pm
by Jorge
Whoa

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 6:14 pm
by Farmer John
So is that a "no"?

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 6:42 pm
by epilogue
The Argonaut wrote:
epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
How have you saved a bug's life?
Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 6:46 pm
by epilogue
Farmer John wrote:Do homeless people count?
Laughed right the fuck out load

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 7:04 pm
by tommy
epilogue wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
How have you saved a bug's life?
Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.

Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 7:14 pm
by epilogue
tommy wrote:
epilogue wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
How have you saved a bug's life?
Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.

Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.
I never said otherwise, tommy

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 7:47 pm
by tommy
epilogue wrote:
tommy wrote:
epilogue wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
How have you saved a bug's life?
Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.

Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.
I never said otherwise, tommy
We'll have to agree to disagree, you psychopath

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 7:49 pm
by epilogue
tommy wrote:
epilogue wrote:
tommy wrote:
epilogue wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
How have you saved a bug's life?
Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.

Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.
I never said otherwise, tommy
We'll have to agree to disagree, you psychopath
No, you will agree that I never said that because I never said that, you idiot!

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 8:17 pm
by tommy
epilogue wrote:
tommy wrote:
epilogue wrote:
tommy wrote:
epilogue wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
How have you saved a bug's life?
Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.

Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.
I never said otherwise, tommy
We'll have to agree to disagree, you psychopath
No, you will agree that I never said that because I never said that, you idiot!

I will accept a judgement on this matter from Jorge, tree or Coach.

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 8:19 pm
by epilogue
tommy wrote:
epilogue wrote:
tommy wrote:
epilogue wrote:
tommy wrote:
epilogue wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
How have you saved a bug's life?
Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.

Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.
I never said otherwise, tommy
We'll have to agree to disagree, you psychopath
No, you will agree that I never said that because I never said that, you idiot!

I will accept a judgement on this matter from Jorge, tree or Coach.
Fair

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 8:23 pm
by dad
I can't believe we're letting this thread tear us apart.

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 11:24 pm
by oasisfan35
Are we counting mosquitoes? They ultimately win in the end.

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Thu June 13, 2024 11:50 pm
by Jorge
Yes mosquitos definitely count

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Fri June 14, 2024 12:02 am
by oasisfan35
Well that inflates the number drastically, going with 3-8-3-7-6.

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Fri June 14, 2024 12:07 am
by 96583UP
i would say i probably kill about a hundred a year

mostly ants and mosquitos

and not counting the crickets i feed to the lizards

Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?

Posted: Fri June 14, 2024 1:09 pm
by Bammer
I gotta hand it to Platy.

What a dumb fucking thing to have its own thread, but he’s got the pulse here and knew it would get some traction.