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Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Mon December 23, 2024 8:58 pm
by Chris_H_2
i'm not sure how i feel about a son buying a mom perfume as a gift.
actually, i think i do know how i feel.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Mon December 23, 2024 9:12 pm
by dad
go on, Freud
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 12:20 am
by wease
tommy wrote:doug rr wrote:tommy wrote:doug rr wrote:tommy wrote:I drove out to the local mall today to do some Christmas shopping and almost immediately had to take a shit.
what did you buy?
Some perfume for my Mom, a sweater for my sister and some candy stuffing stockers for my niece and nephew.
I'm home now and I'm finally taking that shit. Feels great - I may have to dabble in some more poop edging.
how do you like your mom to smell?
I find perfume, candles, incense... Etc to be really unpleasant, so I guess like nothing
Good thing you bought her some perfume.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 1:11 am
by 96583UP
cheers to tommy for driving to a mall to buys gifts rather than just ordering online
feels like 1992 all over again
dave a approves
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 1:12 am
by 96583UP
analogue gift purchase experience
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 1:13 am
by 96583UP
i took a bike ride just before lunch which upon return resulted in a monster shit
feels great to get the crap out
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 3:03 am
by Jorge
Chris_H_2 wrote:i'm not sure how i feel about a son buying a mom perfume as a gift.
actually, i think i do know how i feel.
Totally normal
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 3:49 am
by Ello Sailor
Chris wants to fuck his mom lmaoooo
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 4:55 am
by spike
Ello Sailor wrote:Chris wants to fuck his mom lmaoooo
Well she did look after him growing up… like a babysitter might.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 4:59 am
by Ello Sailor
Bet he's sucked on them titties and all. Filthy bastard hahaha
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 5:33 am
by Chris_H_2
you weirdos probably buy your moms lingerie too
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 5:46 am
by Jorge
Equating perfume with lingerie is some sicko shit
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 6:10 am
by Chris_H_2
what kind of sexy scent do pick out?
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 7:07 am
by spike
He’s a lawyer so he can afford all the therapy.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 3:12 pm
by 96583UP
ate bigly at an xmas party last night
three big craps already today
i think there is another in there too
merry xmas eve
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 3:25 pm
by tommy
Merry Shitsmas everyone. Thanks for making this thread a rousing success.
Sent from my Toilet.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 4:15 pm
by Chris_H_2
Merry Christmas Tommy!
Also, the hot giardiniera I had yesterday with my JP Graziano woke me up at 3:30 am. I’ll never learn.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Tue December 24, 2024 7:47 pm
by Ello Sailor
I've been crapping like a donkey. Hell yeah.
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Thu December 26, 2024 12:31 am
by 96583UP
two big ones this morning
then a smooth sailor in the afternoon
been eating a lot these few days
will need to slim down after the holidays
until then it's a poop renaissance
Re: I've gotta take a sh*t
Posted: Thu December 26, 2024 1:41 pm
by 96583UP
monster boxing day dump this morning
just huge
all is well in the world