Red Mosquito

I'll have you know that I've been tested multiple times and I've scored a perfect 100 each time. That's right, bucko, I'm kind of a big deal.

BurtReynolds wrote:I'll have you know that I've been tested multiple times and I've scored a perfect 100 each time. That's right, bucko, I'm kind of a big deal.

So after being tested multiple times it seems you have a pretty fundamental misunderstanding of the tests. We don't tend to say a perfect score of 100..... Rather a score between 85iq and 114iq is considered the definition of average intelligence. Wait are you actually this dumb? You got a result of 100 and thought you aced the test? Lol...

BurtReynolds wrote:Guess he passed out again. See you around happy hour tomorrow.

At the beach now, you fucking loser lmao.

We have now established that Burt is too stupid to understand timezones. What a muppet.

Ello Sailor wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Guess he passed out again. See you around happy hour tomorrow.

At the beach now, you fucking loser lmao.

Trying to get some sun between shifts at whatever the kiwi equivalent of Chili's is*?

*I don't care what the kiwi equivalent of Chili's is. I'm from a real country.

Ello Sailor wrote:We have now established that Burt is too stupid to understand timezones. What a muppet.

He got an iq score of 100 and thought it was a perfect score.. haha

Dev wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I'll have you know that I've been tested multiple times and I've scored a perfect 100 each time. That's right, bucko, I'm kind of a big deal.

So after being tested multiple times it seems you have a pretty fundamental misunderstanding of the tests. We don't tend to say a perfect score of 100..... Rather a score between 85iq and 114iq is considered the definition of average intelligence. Wait are you actually this dumb? You got a result of 100 and thought you aced the test? Lol...

That can't be right.

Your country is a global laughing stock, but go off.

BurtReynolds wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Guess he passed out again. See you around happy hour tomorrow.

At the beach now, you fucking loser lmao.

Trying to get some sun between shifts at whatever the kiwi equivalent of Chili's is*?

*I don't care what the kiwi equivalent of Chili's is. I'm from a real country.

Talking down to people who work in fast food? Fuck you. I thought you for the working class.

That's a bad look, Burt

Oh bussing tables is perfectly respectable work... in your teens and maybe 20s. I did it too. Here's to hoping you get promoted into management soon.

BurtReynolds wrote:Oh bussing tables is perfectly respectable work... in your teens and maybe 20s. I did it too. Here's to hoping you get promoted into management soon.

You're a piece if shit. Doesn't matter what age you. Plenty of adults are courageous for working those jobs. Everyone has a different path.

Dev wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Oh bussing tables is perfectly respectable work... in your teens and maybe 20s. I did it too. Here's to hoping you get promoted into management soon.

You're a piece if shit. Doesn't matter what age you. Plenty of adults are courageous for working those jobs. Everyone has a different path.

You know what? You're right. I apologize to all my working class comrades. Just because Ello is still bussing tables in his late thirties, that's still perfectly respectable work. It's great that he can still be a productive member of society despite his alcoholism. Respectfully.

We're all gonna look back and laugh at this when I quit my job and end up living under the nearby interstate overpass.

Time to update the Burt cope spreadsheet. Now I'm a table busser. Whatever the fuck that is.

Keep at it, lad. One of these is gonna stick. Surely.

oH nO hE mUsT hAvE pASsEd OuT aGaIn

Are you typing this from the beach?

Yes. It's called mobile data. You fucking trog imbecile.

Omg that's so sad. It's nice that thoughts of me follow you wherever you go. I'm flattered.