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Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Thu December 26, 2013 7:22 pm
by Chris_H_2
pnjguy wrote:Chris_H_2 wrote:pnjguy wrote:Chris_H_2 wrote:pnjguy wrote:spike wrote:it's always adorable watching bears fans talk all optimistic and stuff.
There's a lot to be excited about. We have a big boy offense that makes me touch myself in odd places.
That offense played about as well as the defense last night -- like a bunch of 6-year olds. Hopefully you weren't touching yourself.
They Detroit Lions'ed themselves.
Nah, the Detroit Lions would have offered a glimmer of hope, and then done something completely and uniquely stupid to rip my heart out.
And then after the game Jim Schwartz would tell you that it wasn't a complete failure.
Don't forget the part where he will tell me to fuck off when I complain about something stupid they did, and then lie and tell me he didn't actually say it.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Thu December 26, 2013 7:28 pm
by Fuck You Jobu
For being a "Bears" topic we sure are spending a lot of time on Det's HC
JK, I'm going to miss the guy.
Btw, the Bears don't even need to win this game.
A tie will do just fine
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Thu December 26, 2013 7:58 pm
by Harry Lime
You guys are dead in the water.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Thu December 26, 2013 8:01 pm
by pnjguy
So Rodgers is miraculously healed and playing Sunday. You can't make this stuff up.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Thu December 26, 2013 8:03 pm
by pnjguy
Chris_H_2 wrote:pnjguy wrote:Chris_H_2 wrote:pnjguy wrote:Chris_H_2 wrote:pnjguy wrote:spike wrote:it's always adorable watching bears fans talk all optimistic and stuff.
There's a lot to be excited about. We have a big boy offense that makes me touch myself in odd places.
That offense played about as well as the defense last night -- like a bunch of 6-year olds. Hopefully you weren't touching yourself.
They Detroit Lions'ed themselves.
Nah, the Detroit Lions would have offered a glimmer of hope, and then done something completely and uniquely stupid to rip my heart out.
And then after the game Jim Schwartz would tell you that it wasn't a complete failure.
Don't forget the part where he will tell me to fuck off when I complain about something stupid they did, and then lie and tell me he didn't actually say it.
I'll miss him.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Thu December 26, 2013 8:04 pm
by pnjguy
Harry Lime wrote:You guys are dead in the water.
I'll be driving during the game but i'm a pretty safe driver, so I think i'll be okay.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Thu December 26, 2013 10:38 pm
by Kaius
Welp, Jay, it's fucking do or die damnit.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Thu December 26, 2013 10:45 pm
by pnjguy
Kaius wrote:Welp, Jay, it's fucking do or die damnit.
It's not a movie.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Fri December 27, 2013 12:24 am
by Kaius
pnjguy wrote:Kaius wrote:Welp, Jay, it's fucking do or die damnit.
It's not a movie.
If it was, I'd call it the Midway Miracle.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Sun December 29, 2013 7:06 pm
by EJ
34-24 Bears
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Sun December 29, 2013 10:03 pm
by verb_to_trust
Chris Conte was bound to come up big today. I actually have the pregame texts to a friend to prove my Nostradamus like prediction of Conte dominance.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Sun December 29, 2013 10:07 pm
by Kaius
Apparently this is all for dramatics, because Green Bay has already been penciled into the NFC championship game.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Sun December 29, 2013 10:07 pm
by EJ
Loving the start to this game. Opportunistic works for me.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Sun December 29, 2013 10:48 pm
by Kaius
That Rodgers fumble > touchdown was the most gut wrenching thing I've seen in a while.
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 12:28 am
by EJ
Unbelievable
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 12:33 am
by Kaius
Heartbreak
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 12:34 am
by Kaius
Fuck. Aaron. Rodgers. And his post game interview
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 2:27 am
by spike
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 2:34 am
by hotdog
Re: The Chicago Bears
Posted: Mon December 30, 2013 2:38 am
by Kaius
Cutler outplays Rodgers and loses. Honestly, it's hard being a Bears fan.
