The band will combine the pop aesthetics of Backspacer with the "nothing to see here" safety of Lightning Bolt, add just a dash of whatever radio hat-in-hand begging they splurted into Sirens, and accidentally come up with this song.
It will not be remotely as awesome when PJ does it.
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Sat January 25, 2014 3:31 am
by McParadigm
apparently, contrary to the order of my posts, this will occur before any PJ-branded menstrual cups appear in the band's store.
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Sat January 25, 2014 3:36 am
by 96583UP
McParadigm wrote:It will not be remotely as awesome when PJ does it.
this would complement the BOB rock opera laser show nicely
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Sat January 25, 2014 3:36 am
by 96583UP
McParadigm wrote:the "nothing to see here" safety of Lightning Bolt
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Sat January 25, 2014 3:41 am
by 96583UP
McParadigm wrote:apparently, contrary to the order of my posts, this will occur before any PJ-branded menstrual cups appear in the band's store.
how bout a Seattle Seahwaks branded PJ Athletic cup?
other band members could wear it to protect against Ed's occasional bieber-like star-tantrums
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Sat January 25, 2014 3:55 am
by surfndestroy
At one of the few shows all year that Stone gets drunk at, after a particularly raucous version of Animal, Stone takes the mic and says "The drums sounded so good, I had to look back and see of Dave was taking turn on the kit again." The following week the remainder of the European festival circuit is cancelled and Pearl Jam announce their retirement due to creative differences.
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Tue January 28, 2014 4:13 am
by 96583UP
Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Tue January 28, 2014 4:16 am
by Lament
96583UP wrote:Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour
Don't be silly.
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Tue January 28, 2014 4:41 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
Lament wrote:
96583UP wrote:Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour
Don't be silly.
Of The Earth 2: Surfing On a Wave of Dirt
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Tue January 28, 2014 4:49 am
by 96583UP
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Lament wrote:
96583UP wrote:Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour
Don't be silly.
Of The Earth 2: Surfing On a Wave of Dirt
a tribute for the victims of the California mudslide
available on vinyl, candle, and t-shirt
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Wed January 29, 2014 1:22 am
by bodysnatcher
Mike plays the Star Spangled Banner at the beginning of at least one sporting event
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Wed January 29, 2014 2:54 am
by B
bodysnatcher wrote:Mike plays the Star Spangled Banner at the beginning of at least one sporting event
He fuckin' better!
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Wed January 29, 2014 3:02 am
by Jorge
Lament wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:Maybe...they are all sports fans. I really dont think its a " sell out " sort of thing.
Today its been nice, the rain finally came and took the fucking heat away. It was impossible.
"Selling out" isn't a concept I really believe in. I just think it's tacky and lame. I'd feel the same way if the Seahawks were selling shirts with Stickman on them wearing a Seahawks jersey on to coincide with Lightning Bolt charting at #1.
It's actually been colder in Florida than I've ever seen it before. I mean, it's still nicer weather-wise than probably 90% of the country, but it's been getting down into the 40's F every night for the past few nights. I'll be glad when it gets back up to the 70's in a few days and stays there.
I love how you guys held two separate conversations in the same message thread.
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Wed January 29, 2014 3:12 am
by Fuzzcharger
96583UP wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Lament wrote:
96583UP wrote:Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour
Don't be silly.
Of The Earth 2: Surfing On a Wave of Dirt
a tribute for the victims of the California mudslide
available on vinyl, candle, and t-shirt
You can only use the candle on the exclusive candle player available via the 10C.
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Wed January 29, 2014 3:33 am
by 96583UP
Fuzzcharger wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Lament wrote:
96583UP wrote:Pearl Jam writes a new song while on tour
Don't be silly.
Of The Earth 2: Surfing On a Wave of Dirt
a tribute for the victims of the California mudslide
available on vinyl, candle, and t-shirt
You can only use the candle on the exclusive candle player available via the 10C.
has 10C teamed up yet with a turntable company to make a PJ-branded turntable?
if not this would be the #1 revenue powerhouse 10C item for 2014, for sure. they could retire on that shit. write 'spin the black circle' on the side, have a picture of the band on the side, and sell advertising space on top to corporations unrelated to music (Boston Market, Vaseline, Kleenex) that are seeking brand exposure to the ultra-lucrative lonely male market segment.
this would sell just slightly ahead of the candle player (some prefer to hold the candle instead, until it burns up their arm. bada boom.)
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Wed January 29, 2014 3:37 am
by Lament
theplatypus wrote:
Lament wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:Maybe...they are all sports fans. I really dont think its a " sell out " sort of thing.
Today its been nice, the rain finally came and took the fucking heat away. It was impossible.
"Selling out" isn't a concept I really believe in. I just think it's tacky and lame. I'd feel the same way if the Seahawks were selling shirts with Stickman on them wearing a Seahawks jersey on to coincide with Lightning Bolt charting at #1.
It's actually been colder in Florida than I've ever seen it before. I mean, it's still nicer weather-wise than probably 90% of the country, but it's been getting down into the 40's F every night for the past few nights. I'll be glad when it gets back up to the 70's in a few days and stays there.
I love how you guys held two separate conversations in the same message thread.
We're emotionally complex people.
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Wed January 29, 2014 3:52 am
by 96583UP
Lament wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
Lament wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:Maybe...they are all sports fans. I really dont think its a " sell out " sort of thing.
Today its been nice, the rain finally came and took the fucking heat away. It was impossible.
"Selling out" isn't a concept I really believe in. I just think it's tacky and lame. I'd feel the same way if the Seahawks were selling shirts with Stickman on them wearing a Seahawks jersey on to coincide with Lightning Bolt charting at #1.
It's actually been colder in Florida than I've ever seen it before. I mean, it's still nicer weather-wise than probably 90% of the country, but it's been getting down into the 40's F every night for the past few nights. I'll be glad when it gets back up to the 70's in a few days and stays there.
I love how you guys held two separate conversations in the same message thread.
We're emotionally complex people.
cue the Les Miserables style duet
themes: selling out, and, the weather
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Wed January 29, 2014 9:21 am
by Fuzzcharger
96583UP wrote:this would sell just slightly ahead of the candle player (some prefer to hold the candle instead, until it burns up their arm. bada boom.)
Well played sir.
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Wed January 29, 2014 3:44 pm
by B
96583UP wrote:has 10C teamed up yet with a turntable company to make a PJ-branded turntable?
if not this would be the #1 revenue powerhouse 10C item for 2014, for sure. they could retire on that shit. write 'spin the black circle' on the side, have a picture of the band on the side, and sell advertising space on top to corporations unrelated to music (Boston Market, Vaseline, Kleenex) that are seeking brand exposure to the ultra-lucrative lonely male market segment.
I wouldn't buy it personally, but a "Pearl Jam" turntable would be pretty cool.
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Wed January 29, 2014 3:44 pm
by B
I would, however, buy a Pearl Jam turntable mat. Why can't they put that shit out?
