Red Mosquito

Sophie should have just chosen not to live in Europe at that particular time.

Based on the size of that kid, and the amount of time we are told has passed, Kelly Frears pretty much started fucking other dudes as soon as her boyfriends plane went down. I think the end of the movie should have addressed this.

Most of the people in The Deer Hunter are retarded.

An electric fence built to withstand dinosaurs doesn't just murder 10 year old kids. It cooks them from the inside out. That kid should have fucking died.

Every movie ever made would be improved if the song over the credits was don't fear the reaper. This includes Schindler's list, Star Wars, and Casablanca

McParadigm wrote:Every movie ever made would be improved if the song over the credits was don't fear the reaper. This includes Schindler's list, Star Wars, and Casablanca

That or Solsbury Hill.

Literally anyone could simply walk into Mordor. That's what I got out of this.

Hell, stip probably could have done it.

Tom Hanks is an abomination.

Robert Downey Junior is basically just will Smith, only he gets away with it.

@SkitchP wrote:In this thread, LV posts his own unpopular opinions, but knocks yours.

I'm pretty sure people are knocking mine too.

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:In this thread, LV posts his own unpopular opinions, but knocks yours.

I'm pretty sure people are knocking mine too.

dont stoop to their level.

It goes without saying that there was both Vigo AND Zuul. Suggesting otherwise is madness.

Christopher Nolan learned everything he knows about storytelling from watching They Live.

McParadigm wrote:Every movie ever made would be improved if the song over the credits was don't fear the reaper. This includes Schindler's list, Star Wars, and Casablanca

seen The Frighteners lately?

I don't know what that is, but I'll refer you to the PryTo department.

They play Dont Fear The Reaper over the credits in that one. But its a cover.

I love Adam Sandler. I think he's one of the best actors currently working, and I think his filmography is much richer and deeper than people want to acknowledge.

Also, I have seen every movie he's ever been in. Go ahead, ask me about any movie he's appeared in and I'll give you my thoughts on it.

Grown Ups 2.

bada wrote:Grown Ups 2.

Grown Ups 2 is a huge missed opportunity. What I love about it, and what is pretty revolutionary, is that it essentially has no plot.

To me, plot is anathema. The least interesting part of movies is story exposition. I just don't care. I'm in it for human characters, themes, atmosphere, aesthetic beauty, insight, etc. Story has no bearing on any of that.

So the loose, free-flowing quasi-narrative in Grown Ups 2 (a bunch of friends just kind of bum around town for a while before a party sort of assembles itself) was very refreshing to me. And it fits the material, as well, since it mirrors the lazy haze of summertime idyll. The first Grown Ups flirted with this approach also, but did not take it to such an extreme.

That said, the movie is fucking terrible. The loose approach to narrative is wasted when the movie is laughless and charmless. Not to mention that the warm humanism that Happy Madison productions usually strive for is undercut by boatloads of odious misogyny (an unfortunate undercurrent of many Happy Madison movies) that interferes with any fun or humor that may be found...not that there's really any to be found anyway.

Overall: Awful

To me, plot is anathema. The least interesting part of movies is story exposition. I just don't care. I'm in it for human characters, themes, atmosphere, aesthetic beauty, insight, etc. Story has no bearing on any of that.

So really, you probably think those framed pictures where you plug it in and the waterfall appears to be moving are semi-decent movies.