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doug rr wrote:asparagus should squeak

BurtReynolds wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

Not until you douse it in butter and salt.

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

Not until you douse it in butter and salt.

I like my broccoli steamed, but still crisp, with a light amount of Parmesan cheese on top.

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

Not until you douse it in butter and salt.

I like my broccoli steamed, but still crisp, with a light amount of Parmesan cheese on top.

Yeah, that'll do in a pinch. For sure.

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

Not until you douse it in butter and salt.

I like my broccoli steamed, but still crisp, with a light amount of Parmesan cheese on top.

Yeah, that'll do in a pinch. For sure.

I prefer no pinching.

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

Not until you douse it in butter and salt.

I like my broccoli steamed, but still crisp, with a light amount of Parmesan cheese on top.

Yeah, that'll do in a pinch. For sure.

I prefer no pinching.

No wonder you're single.

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

Not until you douse it in butter and salt.

I like my broccoli steamed, but still crisp, with a light amount of Parmesan cheese on top.

Yeah, that'll do in a pinch. For sure.

I prefer no pinching.

No wonder you're single.

I've been married for 7 years, sir.

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

Not until you douse it in butter and salt.

I like my broccoli steamed, but still crisp, with a light amount of Parmesan cheese on top.

Yeah, that'll do in a pinch. For sure.

I prefer no pinching.

No wonder you're single.

I've been married for 7 years, sir.

Wait, which one are you again?

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:asparagus should squeak

doug gets it.

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

Not until you douse it in butter and salt.

I like my broccoli steamed, but still crisp, with a light amount of Parmesan cheese on top.

Yeah, that'll do in a pinch. For sure.

I prefer no pinching.

No wonder you're single.

I've been married for 7 years, sir.

Wait, which one are you again?

I don't.. wat?

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:asparagus should squeak

doug gets it.

its one of my favorite food sounds other than a meat sizzle and an egg cracking

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:asparagus should squeak

doug gets it.

its one of my favorite food sounds other than a meat sizzle and an egg cracking

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

Not until you douse it in butter and salt.

I like my broccoli steamed, but still crisp, with a light amount of Parmesan cheese on top.

Yeah, that'll do in a pinch. For sure.

I prefer no pinching.

No wonder you're single.

I've been married for 7 years, sir.

Wait, which one are you again?

I don't.. wat?

I hope Strat gets some nice sweet Italian strange while he's gone.

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Kaius wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I boil/microwave the shit out of my broccoli. I want it to fall apart if I try to pick it up. I have to eat it with a spoon.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as good.

Not until you douse it in butter and salt.

I like my broccoli steamed, but still crisp, with a light amount of Parmesan cheese on top.

Yeah, that'll do in a pinch. For sure.

I prefer no pinching.

No wonder you're single.

I've been married for 7 years, sir.

Wait, which one are you again?

I don't.. wat?

I hope Strat gets some nice sweet Italian strange while he's gone.

Does that have something to do with canned ice cream?

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:asparagus should squeak

doug gets it.

its one of my favorite food sounds other than a meat sizzle and an egg cracking

Real Talk: Meat sizzle has literally made me horny before.

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:asparagus should squeak

doug gets it.

its one of my favorite food sounds other than a meat sizzle and an egg cracking

Real Talk: Meat sizzle has literally made me horny before.

you should see my wife when she hears a champagne cork pop

Chris_H_2 wrote:

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:asparagus should squeak

doug gets it.

its one of my favorite food sounds other than a meat sizzle and an egg cracking

bacon frying ftw

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:asparagus should squeak

doug gets it.

its one of my favorite food sounds other than a meat sizzle and an egg cracking

Real Talk: Meat sizzle has literally made me horny before.

you should see my wife when she hears a champagne cork pop

Chris_H_2 wrote:

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:asparagus should squeak

doug gets it.

its one of my favorite food sounds other than a meat sizzle and an egg cracking

Real Talk: Meat sizzle has literally made me horny before.

you should see my wife when she hears a champagne cork pop

go on

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

doug rr wrote:asparagus should squeak

doug gets it.

its one of my favorite food sounds other than a meat sizzle and an egg cracking

Real Talk: Meat sizzle has literally made me horny before.

you should see my wife when she hears a champagne cork pop

My wife's the same, except it's when she hears the whiskey glug.